Official September Thread: General Discussion, whining .. etc

[Ship Ship McGipp]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3713732395: Table Overo (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:47:16 ET - 2007/09/30
Seat 1: aejones ($600)
Seat 2: OnThaReel ($2,850.25)
aejones posts the small blind of $3
OnThaReel posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aejones [2c Jc]
aejones raises to $18
OnThaReel calls $12
*** FLOP *** [7s 4d 2s]
OnThaReel checks
aejones bets $30
OnThaReel raises to $78
aejones calls $48
*** TURN *** [7s 4d 2s] [Kh]
OnThaReel checks
aejones bets $160
OnThaReel has 15 seconds left to act
OnThaReel raises to $672
aejones calls $344, and is all in
OnThaReel shows [8s Js]
aejones shows [2c Jc]
Uncalled bet of $168 returned to OnThaReel
*** RIVER *** [7s 4d 2s Kh] [9h]
OnThaReel shows King Jack high
aejones shows a pair of Twos
aejones wins the pot ($1,199.50) with a pair of Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,200 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7s 4d 2s Kh 9h]
Seat 1: aejones (small blind) showed [2c Jc] and won ($1,199.50) with a pair of Twos
Seat 2: OnThaReel (big blind) showed [8s Js] and lost with King Jack high

[Ship Ship McGipp]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3713810043: Table Overo (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:10:50 ET - 2007/09/30
Seat 1: aejones ($1,338.50)
Seat 2: OnThaReel ($2,100.75)
OnThaReel posts the small blind of $3
aejones posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aejones [2h Kh]
OnThaReel raises to $18
aejones calls $12
*** FLOP *** [Jh Th Js]
aejones checks
OnThaReel bets $36
aejones calls $36
*** TURN *** [Jh Th Js] [Ac]
aejones checks
OnThaReel bets $108
aejones raises to $316
OnThaReel has 15 seconds left to act
OnThaReel calls $208
*** RIVER *** [Jh Th Js Ac] [3h]
aejones has 15 seconds left to act
aejones bets $500
OnThaReel has 15 seconds left to act
OnThaReel has requested TIME
OnThaReel raises to $1,062
aejones: you ain't gotta slowroll me with the boat
aejones calls $468.50, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $93.50 returned to OnThaReel
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OnThaReel shows [8c Qc] a pair of Jacks
aejones shows [2h Kh] a flush, King high
aejones wins the pot ($2,676.50) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,677 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jh Th Js Ac 3h]
Seat 1: aejones (big blind) showed [2h Kh] and won ($2,676.50) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: OnThaReel (small blind) showed [8c Qc] and lost with a pair of Jacks

[Ship Ship McGipp]

wow, im' playing this guy who, i SWEAR TO GOD, i think is trying as hard as he can to play every hand as bad as possible

Full Tilt Poker Game #3713860021: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:26:52 ET - 2007/09/30
Seat 1: aejones ($1,545)
Seat 2: OnThaReel ($551)
OnThaReel posts the small blind of $3
aejones posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aejones [6s 7s]
OnThaReel raises to $18
aejones raises to $60
OnThaReel calls $42
*** FLOP *** [8c 5h 6c]
aejones bets $80
OnThaReel calls $80
*** TURN *** [8c 5h 6c] [Ks]
aejones bets $1,405, and is all in
OnThaReel calls $411, and is all in
aejones shows [6s 7s]
OnThaReel shows [Kc As]
Uncalled bet of $994 returned to aejones
*** RIVER *** [8c 5h 6c Ks] [Ah]
aejones shows a pair of Sixes
aejones: oh man
OnThaReel shows two pair, Aces and Kings
OnThaReel wins the pot ($1,101.50) with two pair, Aces and Kings
aejones: play it awful
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,102 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8c 5h 6c Ks Ah]
Seat 1: aejones (big blind) showed [6s 7s] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: OnThaReel (small blind) showed [Kc As] and won ($1,101.50) with two pair, Aces and Kings

[Ship Ship McGipp]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3713859965: Table Deem (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:26:51 ET - 2007/09/30
Seat 1: aejones ($1,405)
Seat 2: OnThaReel ($1,155)
OnThaReel posts the small blind of $3
aejones posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aejones [5s 5d]
OnThaReel raises to $18
aejones raises to $60
OnThaReel calls $42
*** FLOP *** [2h 2c Kd]
aejones bets $80
OnThaReel calls $80
*** TURN *** [2h 2c Kd] [9h]
aejones checks
OnThaReel has 15 seconds left to act
OnThaReel bets $90
aejones calls $90
*** RIVER *** [2h 2c Kd 9h] [Tc]
aejones checks
OnThaReel has 15 seconds left to act
OnThaReel bets $180
aejones has 15 seconds left to act
aejones has requested TIME
aejones calls $180
*** SHOW DOWN ***
OnThaReel shows [7c Ac] a pair of Twos
aejones shows [5s 5d] two pair, Fives and Twos
aejones wins the pot ($819.50) with two pair, Fives and Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $820 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2h 2c Kd 9h Tc]
Seat 1: aejones (big blind) showed [5s 5d] and won ($819.50) with two pair, Fives and Twos
Seat 2: OnThaReel (small blind) showed [7c Ac] and lost with a pair of Twos

[Ship Ship McGipp]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3713956309: Table Wade (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:58:02 ET - 2007/09/30
Seat 1: aejones ($734)
Seat 2: OnThaReel ($2,686)
OnThaReel posts the small blind of $3
aejones posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to aejones [9s 8c]
OnThaReel raises to $18
aejones raises to $60
OnThaReel calls $42
*** FLOP *** [Js 2d As]
aejones bets $80
OnThaReel calls $80
*** TURN *** [Js 2d As] [Td]
aejones bets $160
OnThaReel has 15 seconds left to act
OnThaReel calls $160
*** RIVER *** [Js 2d As Td] [Qs]
aejones bets $434, and is all in
OnThaReel calls $434
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aejones shows [9s 8c] a straight, Queen high
OnThaReel shows [4s Kd] a straight, Ace high
OnThaReel wins the pot ($1,467.50) with a straight, Ace high
aejones is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,468 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Js 2d As Td Qs]
Seat 1: aejones (big blind) showed [9s 8c] and lost with a straight, Queen high
Seat 2: OnThaReel (small blind) showed [4s Kd] and won ($1,467.50) with a straight, Ace high

[Trivial]

that last one is pure ownage from OnThaReel