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Old 07-04-2006, 10:17 PM
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Default Re: Keira Knightley: Eat some cheeseburgers!

What's with the whore hair dye job?

She's always been this skinny. This isn't Hollywood that did this to a normal looking girl. She's actually just naturally super, super skinny.

First I ever saw her was in stills where they airbrushed a bustline onto her. I thought she had a great face then, and was really wowed. Plus boobs. Next I saw her was in Bend it Like Beckham, where a couple of pasties could have covered her boobs, which basically pretty much just nipples.

I can see how from the face people can get wowed into thinking she's a hotty, but even though I'm really a face guy more than anything, her body is so underwhelming that I can't seriously classify her as hot. Except in airbrushed stills. Those hottie photos posted here before still make her look like an Auschwitz survivor.

And this is coming from a guy who really likes skinny chicks and pays way more attention to a face than a body. Keira is just too damn skinny. But at least it's natural and not tortured.
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Old 07-04-2006, 10:45 PM
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Default Re: Keira Knightley: Eat some cheeseburgers!

I concur. Her face is attractive but she's got a boy's body and to me that's not going to cut it. I want atleast some remenants of boobs. They don't have to be huge but something or it's like f'in a guy.
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Old 07-04-2006, 10:51 PM
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Default Re: Keira Knightley: Eat some cheeseburgers!

interesting, my gf commented today that people are suddenly and confusingly up in arms about her weight.

she has always looked like that, and she has been a part of hollywood for many years.
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Old 07-04-2006, 10:53 PM
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Default Re: Keira Knightley: Eat some cheeseburgers!

Would still hit, but body type is not for me normally.
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Old 07-04-2006, 10:54 PM
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Default Re: Keira Knightley: Eat some cheeseburgers!

I'd kill 2 homeless people just to pork her.
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Old 07-04-2006, 10:58 PM
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Default Re: Keira Knightley: Eat some cheeseburgers!

I'm not here to make any comment on her body. But is it just me, or do her eyebrows weird anyone else out? I don't know why, they just do.
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:00 PM
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Default Re: Keira Knightley: Eat some cheeseburgers!

She def. needs a couple of pounds

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Old 07-04-2006, 11:26 PM
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Default Re: Keira Knightley: Eat some cheeseburgers!

eheheh
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:37 PM
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Default Re: Keira Knightley: Eat some cheeseburgers!

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interesting, my gf commented today that people are suddenly and confusingly up in arms about her weight.

she has always looked like that, and she has been a part of hollywood for many years.

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astro, i'm disappointed that this post didn't contain a reference to analingus with her.
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Old 07-05-2006, 01:16 AM
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Default Re: Keira Knightley: Eat some cheeseburgers!

her left breast is on central time, her right breast is on eastern.
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