Passing a sobriety test

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Mistake #1 Driving drunk (but you already know this)

Mistake #2 Telling the officer that you had been drinking earlier

Mistake #3 Actualy taking the field sobriety test


You boned this pretty hard man

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Mistake #4 Speeding while you are drunk. Seriously, if you're going to drive drunk, at least drive no more than 5 over so the cops have no reason to pull you over.