Assani Fisher countdown speculation thread

Case Closed · #1 10-30-2007, 01:38 AM

In Assani Fisher's recent posts he has included a countdown that he is not willing to give any clues to it's meaning. The sports forum has derailed a bunch of threads trying to get to the bottom of this. I think it would be best to hold all speculation to this thread.

My theory is that he is just effing with the entire forum to get people to pay attention to a silly number for no reason at all. It's working perfectly IMO.

tedfurlong · #2 10-30-2007, 01:41 AM

Are you implying that he's some kind of retarded attention whore?

Case Closed · #3 10-30-2007, 01:44 AM

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Are you implying that he's some kind of retarded attention whore?

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If I am correct then he is a brilliant attention whore. By simply writing a number at the bottom of all his threads he got yeti demoded and has derailed tons of threads. Perhaps this is an accident, perhaps it is planned. Whatever it is, I wanna know why.

Billy Bibbit · #4 10-30-2007, 01:45 AM

I already posted my theory which is that he belongs to a cult and he thinks the world will end when the countdown reaches zero.

tarheeljks · #5 10-30-2007, 01:45 AM

perhaps until his ban/retirement from 2p2

Spellmen · #6 10-30-2007, 01:48 AM

How did he get Yeti demodded?

MrWookie · #7 10-30-2007, 01:51 AM

Guys,

It's obviously the number of posts until he explains what his countdown is about. When he hits 0, then he tells us all he was counting down to that very explanation.

Case Closed · #8 10-30-2007, 01:51 AM

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How did he get Yeti demodded?

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He started posting the countdown in a NFL week 8 thread and yeti threatened to ban him if he did not inform the people what the number meant. Assani did not tell the sports forum and got banned which is against the rules IMO?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post12720892

AlexM · #9 10-30-2007, 08:54 PM

It's a prop bet to see if he can stroke his penis X times before the new year. He's counting down as he gets closer to his goal.

ZeTurd · #10 10-30-2007, 09:50 PM

For those interested:

1 - 106171 - 10/26/2007 05:49
2 - 106171 - 10/26/2007 14:57
3 - 106169 - 10/26/2007 15:11
4 - 106168 - 10/26/2007 15:15
5 - 106166 - 10/26/2007 15:21
6 - 106165 - 10/26/2007 15:23
7 - 106165 - 10/26/2007 15:37
8 - 106164 - 10/26/2007 15:50
9 - 106162 - 10/26/2007 16:56
10 - 106155 - 10/26/2007 17:05
11 - 106151 - 10/26/2007 17:53
12 - 106146 - 10/26/2007 19:24
13 - 106145 - 10/26/2007 19:38
14 - 106144 - 10/26/2007 20:20
15 - 106139 - 10/26/2007 20:56
16 - 106133 - 10/26/2007 23:46
17 - 106122 - 10/27/2007 04:27
18 - 106112 - 10/27/2007 06:40
19 - 106098 - 10/28/2007 03:05
20 - 106088 - 10/28/2007 03:08
21 - 106075 - 10/28/2007 03:13
22 - 106074 - 10/28/2007 03:28
23 - 106033 - 10/28/2007 05:04
24 - 106011 - 10/28/2007 06:56
25 - 106010 - 10/28/2007 07:34
26 - 106009 - 10/28/2007 07:47
27 - 106008 - 10/28/2007 08:00
28 - 106007 - 10/28/2007 08:15
29 - 106001 - 10/28/2007 08:32
30 - 105999 - 10/28/2007 15:59
31 - 105991 - 10/28/2007 16:05
32 - 105988 - 10/28/2007 18:16
33 - 105975 - 10/28/2007 18:25
34 - 105962 - 10/28/2007 18:56
35 - 105960 - 10/28/2007 19:34
36 - 105959 - 10/28/2007 20:09
37 - 105958 - 10/28/2007 20:10
38 - 105954 - 10/28/2007 20:27
39 - 105951 - 10/28/2007 21:04
40 - 105949 - 10/28/2007 21:25
41 - 105948 - 10/28/2007 21:44
42 - 105947 - 10/28/2007 21:52
43 - 105945 - 10/28/2007 22:02
44 - 105944 - 10/28/2007 22:11
45 - 105942 - 10/28/2007 22:12
46 - 105802 - 10/29/2007 15:44
47 - 105799 - 10/29/2007 20:57
48 - 105798 - 10/29/2007 21:01
49 - 105797 - 10/29/2007 21:10
50 - 105777 - 10/29/2007 21:16
51 - 105775 - 10/29/2007 21:24
52 - 105766 - 10/29/2007 22:19
53 - 105699 - 10/29/2007 23:41
54 - 105698 - 10/29/2007 23:51
55 - 105686 - 10/30/2007 01:18
56 - 105682 - 10/30/2007 01:23
57 - 105681 - 10/30/2007 01:25
58 - 105624 - 10/30/2007 01:33
59 - 105623 - 10/30/2007 01:35
60 - 105622 - 10/30/2007 01:44
61 - 105619 - 10/30/2007 02:02
62 - 105544 - 10/30/2007 04:44
63 - 105362 - 10/30/2007 09:13
64 - 105322 - 10/30/2007 10:21
65 - 105321 - 10/30/2007 10:23
66 - 105119 - 10/30/2007 10:32
67 - 105111 - 10/30/2007 10:35
68 - 105112 - 10/30/2007 10:56
69 - 105111 - 10/30/2007 10:57
70 - 105101 - 10/30/2007 11:03
71 - 105100 - 10/30/2007 11:04
72 - 104990 - 10/30/2007 13:35
73 - 103211 - 10/30/2007 14:57
74 - 103204 - 10/30/2007 20:59
75 - 103202 - 10/30/2007 21:01
76 - 103198 - 10/30/2007 22:19
77 - 103196 - 10/30/2007 22:50
78 - 103195 - 10/30/2007 22:53
79 - 103190 - 10/30/2007 23:15
80 - 103189 - 10/30/2007 23:17
81 - 103188 - 10/30/2007 23:18
82 - 103185 - 10/30/2007 23:24
83 - 103184 - 10/30/2007 23:26
84 - 103179 - 10/31/2007 00:12
85 - 103177 - 10/31/2007 00:18
86 - 103172 - 10/31/2007 00:29
87 - 103171 - 10/31/2007 00:29
88 - 103170 - 10/31/2007 00:34
89 - 103170 - 10/31/2007 01:04
90 - 103168 - 10/31/2007 01:05
91 - 103105 - 10/31/2007 01:11
92 - 103104 - 10/31/2007 01:14
93 - 103103 - 10/31/2007 01:15

Notes:

1) There is an unusually large jump from 72 to 73. The anomaly may be partly explained by the fact that Mike Haven edited out the numbers in two posts between 72 and 73.

2) Assani forgot to post numbers two times since his countdown started. So in addition to the two edited Mike Haven posts there are missing 4 numbers.

3) There seems to be little correlation between posting time and the pace of the countdown.

4) .CSV or other formats available upon request.

5) This is completely uninteresting.

6) I can't believe I wasted an hour on this.

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