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Old 10-15-2007, 02:10 PM
Mr_Moore Mr_Moore is offline
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Default If god exists..

what would you want to hear from him while standing at the gate to heaven?
I just thought of this and the first thing that came to mind was "your doubt was granted" this made me laugh.
What would you want to hear?
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:21 PM
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Why does he allow such suffering, pain, hatred , cruelty and evil to exist in the world?
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:52 PM
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"You have lead a good life."
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:53 PM
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I've changed my mind.

"Who do you want to live as next?"
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Old 10-15-2007, 02:54 PM
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"you have lead."
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:21 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
what would you want to hear from him while standing at the gate to heaven?
I just thought of this and the first thing that came to mind was "your doubt was granted" this made me laugh.
What would you want to hear?

[/ QUOTE ]

"Dude, let me share with you... I've got some good bud." And then God precedes to lay out some fat bassline for his reggae band.
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Old 10-15-2007, 03:23 PM
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"Hmmmmm..."

Watch at 6:10 in.
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:22 PM
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"Everyone will be happy."
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Old 10-15-2007, 04:38 PM
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"Hmmmmm..."

Watch at 6:10 in.

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lol CNR ftw
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Old 10-15-2007, 06:40 PM
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Default Re: If god exists..

"Yea, the joke was on you guys. That book was just a play I thought of; I didn't know some of you would be dumb enough to take it literally and/or spending so much effort debating about it on a forum. But it was sure funny reading those posts."

Or,

Archon,

Please clear your cookies and cache. Also, restart the computer, that may resolve the problem. Also, we have observed the life histories of the two people you reported; we have detected collusion and sending them to hell.

If you have any more questions, do not hesitate to contact us.
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Peter
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Actually, I do expect heaven and hell to be a bureaucracy. But that's just me.
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