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Old 12-01-2007, 03:57 AM
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Default BBV Death Threats from ADZ

BRAG: Took ADZ for 20 grand tonight

BEAT?: Got a death threat in the chat immediately following:

PeachyK33N: gg
PeachyK33N: i should cut your throat
PeachyK33N: one day
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: why
PeachyK33N: because i should
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: u really wanna actually cut my throat???
PeachyK33N: ya
PeachyK33N: right now
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: because u cant handle my game
Kuva (Observer): Well played!!!
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: i outplay u left n right peach
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: i'll play you forever
Kuva (Observer): Fun to see ADZ get owned!
PeachyK33N: yea
PeachyK33N: with the aces
PeachyK33N: u outplayed me
PeachyK33N: for 20 000
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: you outplayed me for 12k earlier
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: with your straight draw
PeachyK33N: i dont care
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: and we were flipping on fhe flop
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: with your aces
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: i dont either
PeachyK33N: ok
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: now that i have your money
PeachyK33N: gg then
PeachyK33N: good
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: some other time
PeachyK33N: i have way more money
PeachyK33N: then ull ever have
PeachyK33N: anywyas
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: you come n get it back
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: that awesome
Arnz18 (Observer): get em peach
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: i can take it all then
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: if u play me enough
PeachyK33N: no no ... you can die
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: gg
PeachyK33N: cuz ill cut your headoff
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: even tho u suck
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: ur a retard
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: who sucks at poker
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: gg tho
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: have a nice day
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: oh
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: and thanks for the cash
DonTmaKeMEDoIT: bye now
Kuva (Observer): Peach...you'l lose your FTP roll with this guy!


VARIANCE:

FullTiltPoker Game #4353288865: Table Vida (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:26:13 ET - 2007/12/01
Seat 1: DonTmaKeMEDoIT ($9,849.25)
Seat 2: PeachyK33N ($11,483.50)
PeachyK33N posts the small blind of $25
DonTmaKeMEDoIT posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DonTmaKeMEDoIT [Kd Jd]
PeachyK33N raises to $150
DonTmaKeMEDoIT raises to $500
PeachyK33N raises to $1,334
DonTmaKeMEDoIT calls $834
*** FLOP *** [Ts 9d 4d]
DonTmaKeMEDoIT checks
PeachyK33N bets $2,000
DonTmaKeMEDoIT raises to $8,515.25, and is all in
PeachyK33N calls $6,515.25
DonTmaKeMEDoIT shows [Kd Jd]
PeachyK33N shows [As Ad]
*** TURN *** [Ts 9d 4d] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 9d 4d 9c] [5d]
DonTmaKeMEDoIT shows a flush, King high
PeachyK33N shows two pair, Aces and Nines
DonTmaKeMEDoIT wins the pot ($19,698) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $19,698.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ts 9d 4d 9c 5d]
Seat 1: DonTmaKeMEDoIT (big blind) showed [Kd Jd] and won ($19,698) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: PeachyK33N (small blind) showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines


FullTiltPoker Game #4353084047: Table Vida (heads up) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:58:36 ET - 2007/12/01
Seat 1: DonTmaKeMEDoIT ($14,456.25)
Seat 2: PeachyK33N ($5,739)
PeachyK33N posts the small blind of $25
DonTmaKeMEDoIT posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DonTmaKeMEDoIT [Jd Qd]
PeachyK33N raises to $150
DonTmaKeMEDoIT raises to $500
PeachyK33N calls $350
*** FLOP *** [Qh Js 3h]
DonTmaKeMEDoIT bets $700
PeachyK33N raises to $2,100
DonTmaKeMEDoIT raises to $13,956.25, and is all in
PeachyK33N calls $3,139, and is all in
DonTmaKeMEDoIT shows [Jd Qd]
PeachyK33N shows [9s Ts]
Uncalled bet of $8,717.25 returned to DonTmaKeMEDoIT
*** TURN *** [Qh Js 3h] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Js 3h 6s] [2s]
DonTmaKeMEDoIT shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
PeachyK33N shows a flush, Jack high
PeachyK33N wins the pot ($11,477.50) with a flush, Jack high
PeachyK33N: ship it
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $11,478 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qh Js 3h 6s 2s]
Seat 1: DonTmaKeMEDoIT (big blind) showed [Jd Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 2: PeachyK33N (small blind) showed [9s Ts] and won ($11,477.50) with a flush, Jack high
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Old 12-01-2007, 03:59 AM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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Default Re: BBV Death Threats from ADZ

saved to deaththreats.txt

added after

Hold_emNL: hot i lost alot of respectfor you
Hold_emNL: pretty ****ty what you did to me
Hold_emNL: news not > then poker
ayellowvette: play 100./200 if ur soo good
Hold_emNL: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
hotmark777: u piece of sh.it
hotmark777: there is war breaking out in my country
hotmark777: u think i have time for u
Hold_emNL: when you loosing you do
hotmark777: war didnt break out 4 days agl
hotmark777: i had time then
Hold_emNL: how bad s it?
Dealer: Game #8159999112: StillTippin wins pot ($197)
hotmark777: its bad
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:03 AM
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Default Re: BBV Death Threats from ADZ

Cool. Cool.

Why are you selling Cake money for a loss, if I may ask?
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:05 AM
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Default Re: BBV Death Threats from ADZ

focus plz
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:06 AM
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Default Re: BBV Death Threats from ADZ

[x] ADZ sucks
[x] ADZ is a retard
[x] ADZ sucks at poker
[x] HEK and ADZ are really mature
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:07 AM
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[x] HEK can die
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:07 AM
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Default Re: BBV Death Threats from ADZ

[x] ADZ made you do it
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:07 AM
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Default Re: BBV Death Threats from ADZ

[x] I'm done posting in this thread
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:15 AM
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Default Re: BBV Death Threats from ADZ

ughhh edd how can you even compare this to

hotmark777: u piece of sh.it
hotmark777: there is war breaking out in my country
hotmark777: u think i have time for u
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:16 AM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default Re: BBV Death Threats from ADZ

[ QUOTE ]
saved to deaththreats.txt

added after

Hold_emNL: hot i lost alot of respectfor you
Hold_emNL: pretty ****ty what you did to me
Hold_emNL: news not > then poker
ayellowvette: play 100./200 if ur soo good
Hold_emNL: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
hotmark777: u piece of sh.it
hotmark777: there is war breaking out in my country
hotmark777: u think i have time for u
Hold_emNL: when you loosing you do
hotmark777: war didnt break out 4 days agl
hotmark777: i had time then
Hold_emNL: how bad s it?
Dealer: Game #8159999112: StillTippin wins pot ($197)
hotmark777: its bad

[/ QUOTE ]

i haven't got the slightest idea why but this makes me laugh any time i ever see it or anyone saying it
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