when is it appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?

[BowToYourSensei]

brag: about 2 months ago i bought a car
beat: no sooner did i buy it did i get a tire slashed
beat #2: happened again
beat #3: fast forward to today

i was moving [censored] from my brother's car to my backyard when i see this kid on a bicycle wave to a car while passing my car. he lost his balance, but luckily he regained it using my car as a training wheel. i hear a loud scraping sound, yell out "what the [censored]?!" run towards my car, and as i do that the kid says "oh [censored]!" and immediately bikes away as fast as he could. i couldn't catch him.

so now i have a long scratch on the side of my car and a smaller scratch directly underneath it.

warning: for the rest of the day i hereby reserve the right to pull off any individual i want from their bicycle and beat them senseless.

[Jay Riall]

What is the car?

[stabn]

When they turn 12.

[RunyonAve]

Should have been cross training harder so you were better prepared for a situation that involved sprinting...

in all seriousness though, thats really [censored] gay and you should have got in the car and chased him down. Sorry to hear it.

[Nemesis69]

Doesn't your insurance covers this?

[BowToYourSensei]

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Doesn't your insurance covers this?

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nope

[BowToYourSensei]

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What is the car?

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nothing spectacular, just a camry, but it's the first new car i've ever bought, sooooo, beat

[Gone Forever]

A harder question to answer would be "When is it NOT appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?".

[kylmac85]

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A harder question to answer would be "When is it NOT appropriate to clothesline an 11 year old?".

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when its emma watson then you just siihp

[fartman77]

you should have gotten into your car and went north by northwest on his ass.