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Old 11-13-2007, 07:52 AM
Gonso Gonso is offline
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wtf I'm rooting for the escaped maniac
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Old 11-13-2007, 12:21 PM
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he's comin back for yah...
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Old 11-13-2007, 12:22 PM
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he's comin back for some coffee...

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Old 11-13-2007, 12:45 PM
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no need to instill fear if he was the murderer, just let him roam and be on the safe side and all
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Old 11-13-2007, 12:55 PM
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Beat: Didn't catch em.


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So what were you going to do if got up beside him in your car?
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Old 11-13-2007, 01:02 PM
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So what were you going to do if got up beside him in your car?

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Old 11-13-2007, 01:17 PM
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Default Re: Prison Escapee Spotted

run him over obv....

calling the cops is so unballa, u shouldve gone up to him and just said, HEY MAN U AINT COLD? U WANT MY JACKET? BRING HIM TO UR HOUSE FOR A COFFEE AND SPIKE HIS DRINK BABYYYYYYY.

just a thought, maybe im just thinking at a higher level
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Old 11-13-2007, 01:22 PM
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what would john mcclain do?


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Old 11-13-2007, 01:35 PM
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Default Re: Prison Escapee Spotted

Strange jerky head movements?

Yes - 1 point
No - 0 points

Talking to himself?

Yes - 1 point
No - 0 points

Now add up your score.

2 points - call the police.
1 point - observe carefully until he either starts/stops making strange jerky head movements or starts/stops talking to himself, then redo test.
0 points - relax.
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Old 11-13-2007, 01:45 PM
MotorBoatingSOB MotorBoatingSOB is offline
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you forgot

brag: you live within one mile of an asylum for the criminally insane

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Brag: cheap rent.

OP, what did you hope to accomplish by following this guy in your car? You realize that he could just take off through some yards in the event that he hadn't done so already.

And what if he doesn't run? You going to run him over? Beat up an innocent neighbor or (try to) beat up a psychotic murderous prison escapee?

Just lol at your whole line here.
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