BBV Anonymous Confessions (The Sequel)

[Bdidd]

Bumped for awesomeness and in hopes that some more degenerate criminals/retards/freaks continue the tomfoolery and offbeat shenanigans.

[dmoney]

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You're doing it wrong...

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I have it under good authority that a frequenter of MS/HSNL had a threesome during the WSOP; two men and a woman. I am friends with the other man and know that homosexual fellatio on the part of the 2p2er was attempted.

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I 100% KNEW Good2cU was gay. KNEW IT

[CaptDEEbo]

can someone link the original thread adanthar did....ive tried for like 20 minutes to find it

[MasterLJ]

I don't even need to screen this one:

My sister is dating my cousin.

[AntonHeat]

keep this bumpin

[ricav]

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Goes to show nobody ever has to die a virgin

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This is a throw away account, so please don't track down, everything here is real, hence the one time account.

I am not a kid anymore. I am in my 30's and cannot understand why I have such big problems with women. I guess maybe I put them on a pedestal. Or maybe it's my strict upbringing. Or maybe it's because we moved around alot when I was a kid. I swear when you do this alot, you have no chance of developing strong friendships and you completely socially retard your offspring. At least it did me.

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My parents were very religious and strict. As a result they wouldn't even allow us to go to health class to learn about reproductive processes or contreception.But to this day, they never had "the talk" with me either, Where the f*ck was I supposed to learn about this then? How was this not going to F*ck me up???

I remember liking girls as a kid, but never daring talk to them. As a result I ended up getting off in very different ways. I watched my sister (1 yr. older) in the shower more times than I can count. One day when the whole family was away, I even got a screwedriver and loosened the jam so I could get a better view when watching. I even let the family dog lick my dick a few times, but I couldn't look at myself in the mirror after a while, so that stopped. This was my sex education in high school.

I never had any real girlfriends in highschool and by the time I was in the military, I had never even kissed a girl. But the military is very different, it does something to girls, you don't even have to try and you will get laid. They can't see past the uniform or something. Actually, my thought is it's because they want out of their deadend town so bad, they hope you get them pregnant so you have to take them with you. Anyways, I remember my first time it was in a hotel with about 10 other people making out. We had the floor and she handed me a condem. I didn't even know how to use one, but I managed to slip it on and about 30 seconds later it came off. But I didn't know what to do, so I kept banging her. About a minute later it was over. I pulled out and let go on the carpet at least I had enough sense for that. The f*cked up thing is I go to sleep and about an hour later, I wake up to see her going over to my "friend" for seconds. His girl went home so there I was trying to go to sleep listening to my girl being f*cked by my buddy.That was my only full blown intercourse in the military.

After I got out I still had issues. I remember sharing an aprtment with my sister. She had a boyfriend and they would f*ck like bunnies, every damn day I get home from work and they are going at it. Finally I stopped tuning them out and would crawl over to their door and listen to them while rubbing one out. Yeah, I have issues!

About 3 years later, I land a job where travel is a big part of it. I have in that time managed to have sex one other time, and it was as spectacular as the first time. As a matter of fact it was even more pathetic, I kept slipping out of her as she was pretty much a whore, so she eventually had to get on top so she could control it. I finished that time in about 2 minutes. She then determines she wants more, so she attempts to get it by sucking on my droopy, floppy, listless member longer than it took for me to finish the 1st time. She eventually figures it out and goes away.

Fast forward to to the new job. I get to travel to many different states and many different countries. In my time there I manage to sleep with 6 different girls in 6 different countries. They all were prostitutes and they were all paid for on my company credit card. My company didn't keep very good records as the copmpany was kind of new and small (1998 80employees) as a result, I often would just write my own receipts for bogus supplies needed or would just say they didn't give me one or I must have lost it.

I have since then left that company and got onto a much bigger one. I am not 300 lbs. nor do I have sores and blisters all over my face. I just don't know how to get with women. . I have decided I am a sort of a connoisseur on the subject. I have been to many different brothels all over the world. I have used escorts, massage parlors, and craigslist. I have decided that this is the way it will be for me. I will always get prostitutes. I guess they are around for guys like me

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somehow you need to let yourself fall in love, real love with a woman

[HeroInBlack]

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can someone link the original thread adanthar did....ive tried for like 20 minutes to find it

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yahoo search for "twoplustwo bbv confessions"

[BowToYourSensei]

Bought a car for my momma...spent the rest on...PCP

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i'd like to start this out saying that i am a bit of a misogynist.
back when i was 20 i travelled out to vegas with a sweet fake id. maybe
it was losing at poker or getting geniunely [censored] tired of seeing
hookers walk around everywhere or the pcp but i had a bad episode.

i was sitting in my room, about 5am and decided to call a hooker.
looked in the phone bookand found a nice ad for latinas. good i'd love to
teach a mexican a [censored] lesson. she showed up about 30 minutes later
to my door. knocked, i opened it slightly so she would have to push it
open the rest and as soon as she did i mased her so bad she might still
have visual problems from it. she fell to the floor crying and
screaming like a helen keller and i told her that if she didnt stfu and
remain silent i was going to shoot her in the [censored] head. she quieted down.


i picked her up and threw her on the bed that was full of my used
condoms that i had been jerking off into for the past few days, sex
deprived. (i slept on the couch btw) she was beginning to get frantic and
starting to really freak out/heaving. i told her to stop whining like a
fat kid with a skinned knee and she could live and also made it clear
that i have no problem [censored] a dead person either and had a good amount
of experience with it. (i haven't actually [censored] a dead person btw)

i then forced her repeat a small speech after me line for line about
becoming something better than a hooker and moving out of this city to
become someone useful to society. by this time her mase was wearing off.
i put on a ski mask and then took out a full bottle of rhum and told
her to chug it in 5 minutes or id personally drive to the coast so she
could sleep with the fishes. during this time i smoked a cig and sung
in the air tonight by phil collins acapella. she was weeping hard at
this point but whenever she looked up i just threatened her with the
gun. bitch started chugging like she was lindsay lohan out for a couple
drinks at a club.

after she took about 5 or 6 full swigs she began coughing hard and
eventually puking. i began scolding her verbally, told her to take off her
clothes and wipe that shtt up with them. she obliged and as her back
was turned i grabbed her from behind and many forced and some would
consider sexually deviant acts took place. this lasted about 15-20
minutes until i eventually finished all over her hair/face. i made her leave
it dropping all over her face and then had her suck me off one more
time which was [censored] awful bc she was still crying and drunk so i bitch
slapped her so hard the side of her face was red and swelling and nose
started bleeding. i hadnt had a strawberry swirl in a while so i boomed
again on her slightly bloody face. at this point she also had some
blood dripping from her pooter and pooper, more so the pooper though.

i then made her drink more of the bottle until she was completely
passed out, probably near death, but w/e. it was 5am so i dragged her out
into the hall and left here lying there bloody, naked, and cumdrenched.
[censored] whore deserved every bit of it i hope i taught her something
useful that night. to this day i don't feel regret for any of my
actions.

i then promtply left for the airport. last time i'll ever take pcp in
vegas.

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[jessicaalbiel]

yeah i buy that

[Maple Leafs]

I like these better when they're not made up.