Opening Moves That Lead to Head

[Kimbell175113]

[pokerclack]

El Diablo and By-Tor- really really funny. thanks a lot!

[NT!]

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geez

"moves"? find a girl. have her blow you. if she won't, find a new girl, since that one is obv broken. have her blow you. etc.

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i know this is at least semi-sarcastic, but it really is true. most girls will either give head or they won't imo. there are always the ones where you can kinda 'teach' them if they are young and inexperienced, but who wants to go through all that?

this is basically a high school problem, right? the answer is, go to college.

[MikeyPatriot]

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1. e4

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sadly, this was my first thought as well

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I don't even play chess and this was the first thing I thought of.

[traz]

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1. e4

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lol

I try to screen for the sluttiest girls I can find...they tend to just devour the penis without any encouragement

[By-Tor]

here ya' go...

[nath]

"I know it's pretty, baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

[El Diablo]

[johnnylovescandy]

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My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head during make-out on a couch, followed by straight up asking for it, followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

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Not a good sign.

[Alobar]

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My last failure included slow steady pressure to the back of the head

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heres a really good tip, girls HATE that.

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followed by an even more pathetic "pleeeease."

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lol, good lord thats pathetic.