Examples of why your dad is/was awesome

[mrkilla]

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My dad does cocaine

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Hi NOS

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[Dids]

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My dad does cocaine

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He's not even trying now [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] It's obvious just by BBV4L thread titles.

[kipin]

So you're saying he has lost his epic touch?

Or are there are now so many trolls his posts no longer shine as bright?

[Dids]

He's just too obvious.

His trick of making 100s of posts in the german/french forums to boost his post count is pretty money though.

Also yeah, bizzaro oot isn't as weird when there's a dude who is dedicated to horse porn and bloody mangled [censored].

[kipin]

Dids,

Just admit you get your jollies out of seeing mangled dicks and nuking the thread before a co-worker walks in on you nuking the thread.

This is quite possibly related to the thrill of public fornication.

[Dids]

I don't wanna see mangled dicks imo. Especially at work.

[solids]

My dad is awesome in many ways. But the coolest and most memorable story I ever heard was about my granddad. My g-mom always reminisces about him (he's been dead for 20 years) and told me about the first time he asked her on a date. They went to dinner and a movie, he walked her home, dropped her off and said "I'm going to marry you, you know." She thought he was crazy. What a pimp.

[Borodog]

My dad was awesome because of that one time when we killed that hobo together and didn't tell anyone.

[entertainme]

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My dad is awesome in many ways. But the coolest and most memorable story I ever heard was about my granddad. My g-mom always reminisces about him (he's been dead for 20 years) and told me about the first time he asked her on a date. They went to dinner and a movie, he walked her home, dropped her off and said "I'm going to marry you, you know." She thought he was crazy. What a pimp.

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Thank you for reminding me of a great Dad story.

My parents were best friends in high school. They sat together on the bus, talking about their romances, etc. Dad went away to school and they kept in touch writing.

At some point while he was gone he decided that she was the one. He came home for a visit. She was engaged.

He tells her, "I'm going to come calling on you on Saturday."

"You better not." she replies. "Bill, (the fiance), is going to be there."

"I don't care. I'm telling you now that I will be there to call on you."

Sure enough, he shows up. The three of them sit uncomfortably in the living room together for a while.

Finally she gets up and calls Bill into the kitchen. She gives him the ring back. The rest is history.

[Kimbell175113]

I feel sad for Bill.