Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

[fartman77]

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"the only way i can accept your apology is if you let me take you out to dinner..."??

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This play is very weak/tight.

[Droogie]

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Something like, "When you were talking I assumed you were a lawyer so I really didn't take anything you said very seriously." I view this episode as a license to make fun of lawyers....at her expense.


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Best line so far.

[stinkypete]

i'm impressed that you managed to graduate from medical school and become a doctor while writing that post

[Thug Bubbles]

Throw out a soft insult and parlay it into a pick-up. If you're looking for official verbiage, something like this will do:

"Your diatribe last night proved yourself anathema, and was reminiscent of H*mo-neanderthalensis. I suspect you attended public school. Me have penis, you have vagina. Give number."

[blinden84]

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It was obviously ridiculous, and I normally go off on people like this, but my friend was kicking me under the table which is the universal sign for "shut the [censored] up," so I didn't say anything other than "I didn't think about it that way." Anyway, other than that she seemed interested in me.

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Kow-Towing to hot chicks is a terrible way to gain their respect. Just because your friend is a wimp does't mean you have to be a wimp as well. BE YOUR OWN MAN, ...OR... turn your balls in because you don't deserve them.


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Right, this is the point where I say "Man, quit kicking me, what's your problem" and then go abouts defending yourself.

[matt85]

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She's a [censored] lawyer. Where the [censored] does she get off calling ANYONE dishonest?

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I would almost bet there's no law saying the pot cannot call the kettle black.

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Just because something is legal doesnt make it right.

[censored] all lawyers anyway. I once considered becoming a lawyer but then thought I would actually prefer to die in a chemical fire.

[jedi]

Make up sex, LDO

[Yobz]

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Wait, this girl is smoking hot but she is a lawyer?
I have the perfect playbook for you.

Step 1: The setup

She will be going to the concert with you. You should, of course, be wearing formal wear, such as a tuxedo. Make sure that you are wearing a bow tie.

Bring along with you a tennis ball. Arrange things so that you meet her in a wide open space, such as the auditorium or grand hall.


Step 2: The meeting

You are ready to meet her. Upon seeing her, greet her as if nothing has happened. If all goes to plan, she will start to apologize. This is your cue! Move on to:


Step 3: T-minus zero

Give her five dollars, then throw the tennis ball away. Say, "Whoops! There goes my tennis ball!"

If all has gone well, she will stand there with a confused look on her face and a five dollar bill in her hand, while the tennis ball bounces away.


Step 4: Close the deal

Grab her boobies.

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Brilliant.

[wtfsvi]

I don't get this at all. You are a pussy because you didn't defend yourself? Wtf? Are you supposed to be offended by the fact that she thinks there is a culture for hiding each other's errors among doctors? You aren't even a doctor yet. And even if you were, how could this possibly offend you? It makes sense for her to apologize, but it makes no sense for people to say you are a pussy for not sticking up for yourself. Especially when your friend didn't want you to say anything.

[Thug Bubbles]

This is OOT. We're supposed to sack up and talk [censored] to any bitch that dares front. Jesus, it's like you never got the email. Not saying anything is just that. Keeping quiet because your friend asked you to is just being a good friend.

You don't have to voice your opinion about everything.