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Old 10-07-2007, 08:49 AM
mlagoo mlagoo is offline
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

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you should obviously peacock by wearing like 10 watches then when she tries to apologise say "did you know the time in sweden is 7 o clock"

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hahaha
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Old 10-07-2007, 06:45 PM
grando grando is offline
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

her: "I'm sorry bla bla bla..."
you: "yeah...who are you again?"
her: "I'm bla bla bla bla, remember?"
you: "..."
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Old 10-07-2007, 07:09 PM
Taso Taso is offline
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

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"No need to apologize; chasing ambulances for frivolous lawsuits while I'm saving the lives of the people in them can understandably leave you kind of bitter. I would have argued with you if you were a guy, but since you're just a woman I found your attempts at forming your own opinion almost cute. Maybe I'll let you cook me dinner one of these days."

^^^^^ slam dunk

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Seriously, if she wasn't interested in your before she would be after that line. Granted it may involve a period of "wtf?" if she's a moron, but eventually this line has the most long term gain.

But if you were to actually do the $5 tennis racket you could end up with a keeper.

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Are you guys nuts. This isn't a "line", it's basically an essay. Good lines are relativley short. If there's a big possibility that you'll be interuppted while saying it (as in this case) it's probably not a good idea.
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Old 10-07-2007, 07:10 PM
Taso Taso is offline
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

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Im fairly sure that the best line would be:

"Ive been obsessing about this upcoming apology for weeks now, and I also had to ask my friends at an internet poker forum for advice as to how to deal with this situation as thats what I do when I try to play it cool with hot women. I have narrowed the advices down to a top ten list, and now let me read them to you and you pick the one you feel provides the best comeback to your apology. Im such a stud"

Honesty is the way to go man.

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This is obviously a winner...Although the possibility of being interupted is still there...Whatev, its good.
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Old 10-07-2007, 11:23 PM
TonyDanza TonyDanza is offline
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Default Re: Hot girl is going to apologize. My line?

Tell her the first year of med school is basically spent teaching how to cover up your fellow doctor mistakes with a series of mischartings to confuse the stupid med mal attorneys.
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