Another Brandi, BF, Neverwin, and Newhizzle Drama Bomb

[rafiki]

haha for fun, this is to the tune of the Snoop Dog classic. You know the one, and just for jokes, lol

When I met you last night baby
You had a Penis on your BACK
I had respect for ya braaaandi
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your p@ssy
And ya even licked my balls
And all you wanted was a buy in
Ya I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time neverwin is kinda hornyyyyyy
He’ll come to the rhino, and you can take if off
And if you can't dance that day, baby
Just call up pimprexel, and you can both shoot up !
Cuz IIIIII, he has never met a giiiiiirl
That he loved
in the whole wide world


Well, if Brandi gave a f*ck about a man, he’d always be broke
He’d be passing her black chips that all go up in smoke
You go bust-a-ronie, then it’s “please do me”
Like backing you is +EV, you hoochie groupie…
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned on 2+2
so how the f*ck are we supposed
to play this hoe, I Just stacked this hoe
She just dropped 10 dimes, so I'ma stack her a couple mo times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to pimpdrixel, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a b*tch to me
And y'all know, that b*tches ain't sh*t to me
I think she’s stuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach her with a different proposition, we’re corrupt !
Brandi you'll never be the only one, trick @@s beeeitch!

[mingorama]

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"Yeah NW and I became friends a while back...hung out a few times...partied at clubs etc. I knew him before her. I just happened to be at the Bellagio one day and I see B at the bar drinking wine. I knew who she was from the full tilt tittie picture. I dont give a [censored] so I walk up to her and just be nice and start talking [censored]. I start making her laugh and then from there we go eat at some crazy ass Vietnameese food called Pho. She calls me the next day and we hang out again and go to the movies or some [censored]."


I thought you first met her at a bookstore?

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Exactly. Unless Pimp was on enough pills to confuse the Bellagio with a Borders bookstore, the stories are inconsistent. 'Fess up, Pimprexel --- you met Brandi in a Narcotics Anonymous group meeting, didn't you?

[Suited_Up]

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haha for fun, this is to the tune of the Snoop Dog classic. You know the one, and just for jokes, lol

When I met you last night baby
You had a Penis on your BACK
I had respect for ya braaaandi
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your p@ssy
And ya even licked my balls
And all you wanted was a buy in
Ya I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time neverwin is kinda hornyyyyyy
He’ll come to the rhino, and you can take if off
And if you can't dance that day, baby
Just call up pimprexel, and you can both shoot up !
Cuz IIIIII, he has never met a giiiiiirl
That he loved
in the whole wide world


Well, if Brandi gave a f*ck about a man, he’d always be broke
He’d be passing her black chips that all go up in smoke
You go bust-a-ronie, then it’s “please do me”
Like backing you is +EV, you hoochie groupie…
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned on 2+2
so how the f*ck are we supposed
to play this hoe, I Just stacked this hoe
She just dropped 10 dimes, so I'ma stack her a couple mo times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to pimpdrixel, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a b*tch to me
And y'all know, that b*tches ain't sh*t to me
I think she’s stuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach her with a different proposition, we’re corrupt !
Brandi you'll never be the only one, trick @@s beeeitch!

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That's awesome!!!

[rafiki]

ahha thanks. I was going to put a little more effort into it, but I'm at work, and I had about 10 minutes to hammer that out. Ah the day job. One day I'll quit you.

[Genz]

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In fact, Neverwin did make comments and try to sleep with me. When I would not accept him and showed no interest in ever getting it on with him, he offered to pay me money. It should go without saying, I did not accept.

This really hurt Brandon because Dustin was considered one of his good friends.

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Yeah! You don't just send away a guy's best friend when he wants to bone you! Do you really think your BF would be with a girl that his good friends wouldn't want to touch? Very humiliating indeed.

[andyfox]

I'm wondering who kept track that there were exactly 22 dishes ordered at Sushi Roku?

[shaniac]

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I'm wondering who kept track that there were exactly 22 dishes ordered at Sushi Roku?

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We ordered twenty-two dishes and two bottles of saki

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Deuces were hitting that night.

[Quanah Parker]

doesn't this thread belong in the brandi forum?

[iron81]

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doesn't this thread belong in the brandi forum?

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This is the Brandi forum.

[benhoug]

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So what happened to the kitten that wouldn't shut up in the car?

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Obv. Dutch Boyd drowned it in the bathtub... Duh.