BBV Anonymous Confessions

[ASPoker8]

FGators is underrated, discuss

[adanthar]

This one seems too weird to be fake. Discuss

[ QUOTE ]
i jerked off in the porta potty at work yesterday while taking a [censored]...when i came, i came all over the place cause i thought it would be funny and im dirty like that..when i went in there today to take a [censored] there was like 500 ants all over the cum spot on the floor eating it..

[/ QUOTE ]

[illuminati]

Adanth wtf [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Have you censored any yet dude?

[IRuleYouHard]

Please post violent felonies!

[CaptDEEbo]

[ QUOTE ]
Adanth wtf [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Have you censored any yet dude?

[/ QUOTE ]


censoring would be a crime..

[bigt439]

this thread is [censored] weird

like really [censored] up

[IronDragon1]

Often imitated, never duplicated (sorry adar)

[adanthar]

[ QUOTE ]
Adanth wtf [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Have you censored any yet dude?

[/ QUOTE ]

other than a couple of dumb fake ones and a random one liner, no

but if it helps, someone admitted to being what it do kid

edit: these latter day SA ones have all sucked. the original few were the best, and they're all archived

[DING-DONG YO]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
The answer to all those questions OOT asks itself daily

[ QUOTE ]
When I was 23 (4 years ago) I went to the gym quite a bit. My lifting partner and I were pretty buff at that point and looked good (BEEFCAAAAAAKE!). We made fun of everyone else at the gym on a daily basis between ourselves and were horribly mean because we viewed them as inferior. One of the girls that came to the gym had terrible looking frizzy, curly hair, overweight by like 30 pounds, never talked to anyone, and was a rumored lesbian. She looked to be about 21 or 22. We made fun of her constantly. One day as I was leaving the gym I saw her in front of me walking to her car, she got into a brand new Range Rover as I walked to my old Honda. I suddenly saw the light. The next time I saw her at the gym I started talking to her and found out who her stepdad was through conversation. I found out that he bought and sold shopping malls and owned a very well known company in my city. I asked another person at the gym if he knew who she was and he laughed and mentioned how ugly she was and I laughed along with him. Then he told me her family was probably worth in excess of $100 million. I stopped laughing. I grew up poor (750 sq. ft house for 5 kids and parents) and I didn't want to be poor anymore. I launched an all out romantic attack on her, we started going out, she still may have been a lesbain but I didn't care, we eventually moved in together, I still couldn't look at her without cringing, and 2 years later we got married. This woman is now my wife.

Beat: I probably married a lesbian
Brag: Her parents bought us a $600,000 house in a country club subdivision that he owns for our wedding present and I work for her dad managing part of his real estate portfolio. I'm on salary at $240,000 a year. Her trust fund pays her $8800/month until she's 30 and she will receive a $10 million lump sum on her 30th birthday. He's 73 now and not doing well, the inheritance will be sick since he didn't have any kids on his own due to completely immersing himself in his business his entire life. I love the money, my wife can't cook and she's ugly, but I'm rich.
Variance: I married someone that I hate and can't look.

My advice to anyone thinking of doing the same thing, swallow your pride and marry the first time for money and the second time for love.

[/ QUOTE ]

[/ QUOTE ]

Thats f'ed up DDY.

[/ QUOTE ]

Why does everyone assume all the F'd up ones are me??!?!?!?!?!?!

This one is particularly [censored] up if true. Just wow. Male gold digger. This mfer needs to get hit by a bus or barely survive a fire. You're stealing this woman's best years then you're going to dump her once she actually is old then it will really be too late for her to find anyone. What a piece of human garbage this guy is.

Sorry to keep editing: Keep telling yourself she is a lesbian, you piece of [censored]. I'll bet she isn't one bit. Being after money is one thing, but you're ruining this woman's life in the process. You have no soul.

[lwrunner103]

Reading the degen confessions are truely sad because I can relate to the feelings they go through.