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11-14-2007, 12:38 AM
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what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come from?
Stemming off from the "where were you conceived?" thread, I would like to know what crazy story your parents told you when you asked this innocent question. When my mom was pregnant with my brother, she told me he was in her stomach and the doctors would have to cut her open to get it out. Naturally I assumed she ate a human seed. I was happy with this answer till about 2nd grade when I watched the Rugrats episode that dealt with this sensitive manner.
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#2
11-14-2007, 12:40 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
they told me the truth. mom [censored] the mailman.
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11-14-2007, 12:46 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
I never got any sex talk. Not one, not from my dad, mom, step-parents, aunts, uncles, anything. Learned it all at the back of the bus.
When I was 16, my step-father, an account took out a peice of paper and said condoms are 98% effective. So, if you wear two, its almost impossible for them to fail. I tried to tell him this wasn't true because it is more likely to rip them or make them fall off, then he got flustered and went off. Probably to have sex with my mom with two condoms and give me a new half brother.
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11-14-2007, 01:16 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
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My mother showed me a picture of a vagina in some sort of medical book and explained it all [but not sex obv]. Seriously. [/ QUOTE ] [censored] that's horrible, no wonder you came out all sick and demented.
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11-14-2007, 01:23 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
They hired a hooker to show me.
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#7
11-14-2007, 01:27 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
I never got the sex talk. My mom realized this when my parents were driving me half-way across the country to start college. She turned to my dad and asked him if he had "the talk" with me. He had no idea what the [censored] she was talking about, so she repeated the question. Then the light bulb went on.
He said to me, "[dlk9s], if you're going to have sex, use a condom and make sure she's Jewish, good looking, and rich."
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11-14-2007, 01:28 AM
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Re: what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come fr
my father drew it on a napkin
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11-14-2007, 02:58 AM
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