what did YOUR parents tell you when you asked where babies come from?

[its_just_me]

i got some kind of hippie child book that explained everything when i was like 5 yo or something. was pretty gross imo

[wmonfor]

my mom and dad gave me the sex talk when i was around 9 or 10, because i found condoms in their drawer while i was looking for playing cards. i didn't know what they were, so they told me all about what they are for and where babies come from.

then my dad tried to put one on a hair mousse bottle, and it ripped. so that scarred me for life and now i never use them.

[its_just_me]

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my mom and dad gave me the sex talk when i was around 9 or 10, because i found condoms in their drawer while i was looking for playing cards. i didn't know what they were, so they told me all about what they are for and where babies come from.

then my dad tried to put one on a hair mousse bottle, and it ripped. so that scarred me for life and now i never use them.

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[ ] condoms
[X] chlamydia
[X] aids
[X] various other stds
[X] lulz

[Elandriel]

hookers and blow

[Nsight7]

When I was like 4 or 5 my parents, my father in particularly, gave me the straight dirt.

[felix83]

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I never got the sex talk. My mom realized this when my parents were driving me half-way across the country to start college. She turned to my dad and asked him if he had "the talk" with me. He had no idea what the [censored] she was talking about, so she repeated the question. Then the light bulb went on.

He said to me, "[dlk9s], if you're going to have sex, use a condom and make sure she's Jewish, good looking, and rich."

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This is still good advice.