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Old 11-03-2007, 04:43 AM
NLSoldier NLSoldier is offline
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Default Most retarded thing ever

Guy sits down at 10/20 with 600 bucks.(HU) Runs it up to 3200 and quits. He is bad bad bad but makes the nuts every hand.

Few minutes later he shows up at my 25/50 table with his (my) 3200.
He continues to be bad bad bad and make the nuts every single mother [censored] hand.

Few hrs later he leaves with over 20k.
The end.
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Old 11-03-2007, 04:47 AM
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Default Re: Most retarded thing ever

Obv superuser.
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Old 11-03-2007, 04:48 AM
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Default Re: Most retarded thing ever

At least you taught him a valuable lesson in bankroll management.
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Old 11-03-2007, 04:54 AM
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Default Re: Most retarded thing ever

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At least you taught him a valuable lesson in bankroll management.

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Old 11-03-2007, 05:52 AM
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Default Re: Most retarded thing ever

example hand:

he limps btn. i check T5o. Flop T95r. I lead pot(~100), he shoves ~5k with AA. WTFFFFF
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Old 11-03-2007, 05:57 AM
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you snap called?
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Old 11-03-2007, 05:59 AM
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example hand:

he limps btn. i check T5o. Flop T95r. I lead pot(~100), he shoves ~5k with AA. WTFFFFF

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Isn't that good? Aren't you beating AA on that flop? Level?
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:05 AM
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I'm sure T5 held...............

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Old 11-03-2007, 06:29 AM
NLSoldier NLSoldier is offline
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yeah T5 actually somehow held but it didnt matter, he got it back like 3 hands later.

i was just posting the T5 hand as an example of how retarded he was.
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Old 11-03-2007, 06:39 AM
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oooh noes, u won a hand!
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