I need help BBV

[flipdeadshot22]

This is completely pathetic, and i've destroyed any reputation i've had at this site already by making this post (if any) but i'm reaching out to anyone who can help. I lost my job, and then proceeded to entrust my last years savings of, wait for it, 5,600 dollars to an investment which didn't exactly work out the way i thought it would, and as a result of which am completly busto. I have a balance of literally 1.50 in my checking account and need to find a way to robusto that. I offer anything amusing I may be able to do for the enjoyment of BBV as a sacrifice for at least a couple bucks, and if not, i guess ridicule is in order for my stupidity. In either case, my stars name is flipdeadshot, and if you help me out in this horrible situation, i am more than willing to pay you back + a percentage you see as fit. Thank you all for listening.

[jimmyfingers]

full details of your stupid investment please

[Jim14Qc]

get a job?

[keikiwai]

-5600 on neutral EV flipping?

[zmigsthatkid]

drug deal gone bad?

[DannyOcean_]

I'll 1.50 flip you on stars PM me robbbbusssstoooo I wont really care if you cheat either.

[dngrjoe]

BBV is def. not the place.. Anyway, get a job man..

[DannyOcean_]

jobs are for losers. Clearly he's just setting himself up for the greatest BBV story ever. In one week he'll be up to his neck in coke and ho's.

[keikiwai]

you live in SB, you don't need shelter and you can forage from the ocean

[flipdeadshot22]

no, not really, just the sacrifical lamb of a pyramid scheme; and I trusted the person who introduced me to the whole thing