Barbara Walters' special on Heaven - Page 2

arahant · #11 12-23-2006, 07:24 PM

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Guess none of you saw this special.

The Christian guy said there would be no need for sex in heaven.
The Muslim guy said there would be all the sex you want.
The Radical Islamic guy said there would be 72 virgins for each guy going to heaven.

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I just saw some of the closed caption text, and it made me cringe.

I don't understand the attraction of virgins. I mean, I guess you'll be the best they ever had, but shouldn't that be true in heaven anyway?

jogsxyz · #12 12-23-2006, 07:29 PM

But now you understand the attraction for the Radical Islamic. 72 each.

luckyme · #13 12-23-2006, 07:34 PM

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But now you understand the attraction for the Radical Islamic. 72 each.

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And after the 1st week, then what do I do... get a coupled dozen unused alter boys?

luckyme

madnak · #14 12-23-2006, 07:58 PM

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I don't understand the attraction of virgins. I mean, I guess you'll be the best they ever had, but shouldn't that be true in heaven anyway?

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Well, at any rate they won't be the best you've ever had.

jogsxyz · #15 12-23-2006, 10:18 PM

72 virgins sounds like alot. But eternity will be billions of years. You better ration yourself.