post a fundamental rule of poker

[cts]

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If you lose most of your stack in a nl cash game, miss reloading, and are left with 10BB's at the start of the next hand, you will flop quads.

If you are left with 3BB's, you will flop a royal flush.

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Soooooo true.

[bhiatt]

Whenever you flop the nut straight, the turn or river will put 4 to a straight on the board, resulting in a chop or a loss.

Whenever you flop the nut straight or flush, the board will pair by the river, if you are lucky--otherwise it will double pair.

Whenever you flop a garbage 2 pair out of the big blind, you will inevitably be counterfeited.

[ShakeZula06]

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1. Fold Preflop
2. ??????
3. Profit

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for some reason i laughed pretty hard at this.

i think he might mean get the unmentionable or Voldemort

[fslexcduck]

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- a pair of pocket ducks, the flop will contain a 3

- a pair of pocket treys, the floip will contain a 2

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This is so true. Especially at Party.

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This is true for all PP's atleast below 8 or so. If you have 66 it will come either 5 or 7 or both, etc

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this isn't true. i can remember several times in the past day alone i have held 55-88 and the board came KQJ.