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Old 11-30-2007, 11:47 PM
John McClain John McClain is offline
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Default Kidnapping Dogs...Possibly Vickin em

Well this is my case here i need money before im on winter break. I am thinking of going around the hood where i live and scoping out the dogs in yards and whatnot.
I would basically go for dogs that are small and not Aggressive. I would grab them with my hands mayb wearing gloves SO I DONT CATCH AIDS if bitten.
Then throw em in a car which will be driven by a friend and he would get a cut on the profit.

Then i throwem in my garage and wait for the owners to put up Missing dog Signs. Then i call the owners claiming i found the dog and collecting the reward.

And to make there possiblly be a bigger reward i would make the dog bite me and claim i tried to catch im and id be all like. I WANT MORE MONEY OR I WILL SUE THE DOG.

And if no1 posts Lost Dog Signs i would possibly let them go free into the world. Or Vickem but not likely to do that. UNLESS THE DOG HAS AIDS
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:52 PM
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+ev imo
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:53 PM
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I don't see anything wrong with this plan.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:54 PM
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I don't see anything wrong with this plan.

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If i were to get caught stealing a dog whats the worst that can happen?
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:54 PM
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You can get AIDS from dogs?
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:55 PM
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you should probably drew peterson them, that way no one finds the bodies
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:56 PM
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you should probably drew peterson them, that way no one finds the bodies

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I live in Chicago so his stuff is all over the paper. I dont think he did it. Its all the media they make him look bad. Cops r good people. I wanna meet him and shake his hand.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:56 PM
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i posted something ilke this a while ago.

i forget but we had a whole thread of good ideas in it

i cant find it tho
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:59 PM
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100% no risk
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:03 AM
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I don't see anything wrong with this plan.

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If i were to get caught stealing a dog whats the worst that can happen?

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Make a fake paper without a picture and say you lost your dog, then try to claim that they stole it.
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