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Old 09-17-2006, 04:29 PM
CommanderCorm CommanderCorm is offline
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Default Weirdest Spam Email I´ve received so far...

Usually I don´t read my spam emails and just delete them, but this time I gave it a try, only to find myself pondering what these Zen-like words mean...

The weird part is the bolded part.

While I can see the point of advertising some obscure medicines or hormones, trying to sell them to random people on the internet, why would anyone send stuff like this to people? What does it have to do with the rest of the mail?

Feel free to try and top this by posting something even weirder you found in your email.



[ QUOTE ]
After the age of twenty-one, your body slowly stops releasing an important hormone known as H G H (Human Growth Hormone).

The reduction of H G H, which regulates levels of other hormones in the body (including testosterone, estrogen, progesterone, and melatonin) is directly responsible for many of the most common signs of growing old, such as wrinkles, gray hair, decreased energy, and diminished sexual function.

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Human Growth Hormone will normally yield the following results:
- Boost your immune system
- Rejuvenate your body and mind
- Feel & look younger
- Reduce wrinkles, lose weight, decrease cellulite
- Restore your sex drive and vigor
- Revitalize your heart, liver, kidneys & lungs
- Maintain muscle mass
- Refresh memory, mood and mental energy
- Sleep soundly and awake rested
- Help eliminate stress, fatigue and depression

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Sincerely,
Kayla Lilly



Lees see if I can do it. Only when he let himself into his apartment he knew it was the cleaning woman who had pulled the drapes, and although he fell down and had to smother a scream of fright when Annie rose up like Cain from behind the sofa, it was just the cat, a cross-eyed Siamese named Dumpster he had gotten last month at the pound.
Around four, Annie said.




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Old 09-17-2006, 05:45 PM
BiPolar_Nut BiPolar_Nut is offline
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Default Re: Weirdest Spam Email I´ve received so far...

Stnadard.

It's purpose is to reduce the message's overall score in spam filters.
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Old 09-17-2006, 10:36 PM
Fatt Albert Fatt Albert is offline
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Default Re: Weirdest Spam Email I´ve received so far...

Incidentally, I am pretty sure that the bolded part is a passage from Stephen King's book Misery. Near the end. I had some similar spam that had passages from The Hobbit at the end.
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Old 09-18-2006, 09:26 AM
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Default Re: Weirdest Spam Email I´ve received so far...

Man I thought I had extra time. But reading your spam???
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