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Dear Ahole
To the ahole who keyed my brand new H2 tonight. Congratulations...you have spilled haterade all over my life. I will now have to spend an entire $100 on a deductible to paint over your pathetic attempt. Enjoy grinding that pathetic middle management job and watching your life slowly waste away while me and my crew of internet poker homies systematically destroy your kind and have multiple unending 5 figure months. SHIP IT. HOLLA
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Re: Dear A$shole
Keying cars is pathetic
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#3
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Re: Dear A$shole
Unless you key your name and adress into them, that's too cool for school!
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Re: Dear A$shole
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Keying cars is pathetic [/ QUOTE ]An H2 isn't a car. It's a giant plastic thing. |
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Re: Dear A$shole
Wow that is so gay. Where do you live?
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Re: Dear A$shole
It's happened to my sister several times to outside her house. It's a scummy thing to do. Bad beat op.
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Re: Dear A$shole
This reminds me of that part in pulp fiction. Where travolta is saying how he would of been glad to have his classic malibu keyed if he could of just caught them doing it
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Re: Dear A$shole
[ QUOTE ]
This reminds me of that part in pulp fiction. Where travolta is saying how he would of been glad to have his classic malibu keyed if he could of just caught them doing it [/ QUOTE ] Lance: Still got your Malibu? Vincent: Aw, man. You know what some [censored] did the other day? Lance: What? Vincent: [censored] keyed it. Lance: Oh, man, that's [censored] up. Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of [censored] [censored] with it. Lance: They should be [censored] killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution. Vincent: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that [censored] doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it. Lance: What a [censored]! Vincent: What's more chickenshit than [censored] with a man's automobile? I mean, don't [censored] with another man's vehicle. Lance: You don't do it. Vincent: It's just against the rules. |
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Re: Dear A$shole
beat: you could have bought any car that wasn't a hummer h2.
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Re: Dear A$shole
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beat: you could have bought any car that wasn't a hummer h2. [/ QUOTE ] loooooooool |
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