How I lose 1000 bb's to stupid idiot

RPatterson67 · #1 09-17-2007, 04:04 AM

I am experimenting with shortstacking headsup tables using a nash push strategy.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($200)
Hero ($40)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $40, BB calls $38.

Flop: ($80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: ($80) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($80) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $80

Results in white below: 
BB has 7s 3s (high card, queen).
Hero has Js Qs (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $80. 

Sweet, this moron is calling shoves with 73s. Maybe I should sit with a full buyin.

3 hands later

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($157.60)
Hero ($81)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $8, BB raises to $14, Hero raises to $81, BB calls $67.

Flop: ($162) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Turn: ($162) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($162) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $162

Results in white below: 
BB has 8d 7d (full house, eights full of fives).
Hero has 9s As (two pair, eights and fives).
Outcome: BB wins $162. 

Ok, whatever. This guy is horrible, I'm gonna buy full and continue to get it in with him.

A few hands later.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($260.40)
Hero ($205.30)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
Hero calls $1, BB checks.

Flop: ($4) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4, BB raises to $108, Hero raises to $203.3, BB calls $95.30.

Turn: ($410.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($410.60) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $410.60

Results in white below: 
BB has 5d 3h (two pair, fives and threes).
Hero has 9d 8h (one pair, nines).
Outcome: BB wins $410.60. 

Well [censored] I can't wait for top pair good kicker vs. someone like him. Oh well. I'm bound to trap him soon.

10's of minutes go by where I fail to ever trap [censored] but through value betting and calling bluffs in small pots I get up to 400.

Ok now I am 200 bb's deep with a moron, just need to wait for the right spot to trap him.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($316.20)
Hero ($391.45)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button raises to $24, Hero calls $22.

Flop: ($48) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $292.2 (All-In), Hero calls $292.20.

Turn: ($0) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($0) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $632.40

Results in white below: 
Hero has As Ad (three of a kind, aces).
Button has 6c Kc (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Button wins $632.40. 

Screw you pokerstars you rigged piece of crap! You screw me in sng's, you screw me deep in every multi I ever play, and you destroy me in cash! Dieee!!! Ddidieee in hellfiree yuou bastard!! LEE JOnes I hatee syou!!!!

Butcho22 · #2 09-17-2007, 04:20 AM

[ ] lost 1,000 bb's to a stupid idiot

RPatterson67 · #3 09-17-2007, 04:22 AM

So I lost like 220 and not 1,000. But it still put me on life tilt!

ShipitFMA · #4 09-17-2007, 04:29 AM

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So I lost like 220 and not 1,000. But it still put me on life tilt!

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Why would playing terrible and subsequently losing put you on life tilt

RPatterson67 · #5 09-17-2007, 04:46 AM

Ship it in your screename, purposely irritating avatar, and go around spouting off bull to try to irritate people.

I just got a little less tilted since I am not you.

mugatu668 · #6 09-17-2007, 05:26 AM

If I give you $50 can you turn it into $0 for me?

keikiwai · #7 09-17-2007, 05:38 AM

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Ship it in your screename, purposely irritating avatar, and go around spouting off bull to try to irritate people.

I just got a little less tilted since I am not you.

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i pitch a tent every time i see shipit's avatar

Djeorge · #8 09-17-2007, 06:19 AM

[ QUOTE ]
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Ship it in your screename, purposely irritating avatar, and go around spouting off bull to try to irritate people.

I just got a little less tilted since I am not you.

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i pitch a tent every time i see keikiwai's avatar

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Styhn · #9 09-17-2007, 06:22 AM

"Nash push strategy"? As in: "using a push strategy with a Nash equilibrium"?

im a model · #10 09-17-2007, 06:50 AM

durrrrrrrrrrr im op! durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr