A chance to fly

[popeye18]

Say you are told you have a 85% chance of having the ability to fly. The only way to test it however is to jump off a 3 story buidling. If you have the ability to fly you will save yourself and be able to fly(superman like) for the rest of your life. If you dont have the ability you will fall and be paralyzed from the waist down for the rest of your life(lets assume you retain the ability to have sex but will be unable to walk or move your legs). Do you jump?

[RoundGuy]

WTF? Been hitting the bong heavily today, popeye?

If I can still eat Baconators and bang my wife if I lose, of course I'd do it. Duh.

[popeye18]

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WTF? Been hitting the bong heavily today, popeye?

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I wish. Stuff like this runs through my head completely sober.

[Yeti]

how are people voting no? it's 85%! jesus

[Colombo]

I don't really see the appeal in being able to fly. Who else are you gonna be able to enjoy it with? I'd consider doing this if I gained a different ability, like mind reading or something.

[traz]

Honestly, if this was fly or die I'd be more likely to risk it. I'd probably still do it, but I don't really want to end up paralyzed. I'd rather just die

[gimmetheloot]

die or paralyzed im still going for it.

Being able to fly would be the sickest [censored] thing ever ever ever and [censored] having people to share it with.

[solids]

Meh. I initially voted to jump, but now I have second thoughts. Do the benefits of flight really outweigh the 15% chance of cruising around in a wheelchair and never enjoying sex for the rest of your life?

[CrazyEyez]

HELL YEAH. 85% chance to cut my commute by -

Wait, how fast would I be able to fly?

[RoundGuy]

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and never enjoying sex for the rest of your life?

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Your comprehension skills need work.