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Old 10-31-2007, 10:51 PM
BDaws BDaws is offline
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Sophomore year of college. At UVA, there's a class "Race in the US" taught by Julian Bond, who is chairman of the NAACP. It's a pretty well known and highly recommended class.

My friend thought it would be hilarious to wear all of his NASCAR gear the first day of class. After about 2-3 minutes of the lecture when it became apparent what the class was about, he stood up and said, "You mean to tell me this class ain't about NASCAR?!?" and walked out.

I wasn't there, but I guess no one was amused.
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Old 10-31-2007, 10:53 PM
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Sophomore year of college. At UVA, there's a class "Race in the US" taught by Julian Bond, who is chairman of the NAACP. It's a pretty well known and highly recommended class.

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I knew it was gonna be good just from this.
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Old 10-31-2007, 11:12 PM
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Sophomore year of college. At UVA, there's a class "Race in the US" taught by Julian Bond, who is chairman of the NAACP. It's a pretty well known and highly recommended class.

My friend thought it would be hilarious to wear all of his NASCAR gear the first day of class. After about 2-3 minutes of the lecture when it became apparent what the class was about, he stood up and said, "You mean to tell me this class ain't about NASCAR?!?" and walked out.

I wasn't there, but I guess no one was amused.

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that real fkn funny
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Old 10-31-2007, 11:46 PM
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Sophomore year of college. At UVA, there's a class "Race in the US" taught by Julian Bond, who is chairman of the NAACP. It's a pretty well known and highly recommended class.

My friend thought it would be hilarious to wear all of his NASCAR gear the first day of class. After about 2-3 minutes of the lecture when it became apparent what the class was about, he stood up and said, "You mean to tell me this class ain't about NASCAR?!?" and walked out.

I wasn't there, but I guess no one was amused.

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Old 11-01-2007, 02:28 AM
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A new player on my hockey team and I are chatting about basic stuff

Me: So what do you do?
Him: I'm in risk management at a large tech company
Me: ahh, so why don't you read the book and teach ME about risk management!
Him: Huh?
Me: You obv don't appreciate the mentor/protege relationship
Him: Sorry I must be missing something
Me: Nevermind
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Old 11-01-2007, 09:41 AM
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A new player on my hockey team and I are chatting about basic stuff

Me: So what do you do?
Him: I'm in risk management at a large tech company
Me: ahh, so why don't you read the book and teach ME about risk management!
Him: Huh?
Me: You obv don't appreciate the mentor/protege relationship
Him: Sorry I must be missing something
Me: Nevermind

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I can't believe this flopped!!!
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Old 11-01-2007, 10:41 AM
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A new player on my hockey team and I are chatting about basic stuff

Me: So what do you do?
Him: I'm in risk management at a large tech company
Me: ahh, so why don't you read the book and teach ME about risk management!
Him: Huh?
Me: You obv don't appreciate the mentor/protege relationship
otnemem: Sorry I must be missing something
Me: Nevermind

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Old 11-01-2007, 11:04 AM
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It's a Seinfeld reference.
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Old 11-01-2007, 11:13 AM
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It's a Seinfeld reference.

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I think Seinfeld references are generally a bad idea. I loved the show, but I have one friend who quotes the show constantly. It usually leads to people being embarrassed for him.
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