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Old 08-18-2007, 08:44 AM
Ron Burgundy Ron Burgundy is offline
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Default Good news, fatties! Seatbelts can give you the Heimlich!

Seat belt Heimlich saves Oregon man
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Old 08-18-2007, 09:29 AM
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Default Re: Good news, fatties! Seatbelts can give you the Heimlich!

LOL, this should go into BBV4Life, as brag for fatties
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Old 08-18-2007, 11:04 AM
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Default Re: Good news, fatties! Seatbelts can give you the Heimlich!

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Witnesses told police Earp got out of his car, and they asked if he was OK.

"No, I'm not," he said, and collapsed again.

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Lol.
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Old 08-18-2007, 02:10 PM
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Default Re: Good news, fatties! Seatbelts can give you the Heimlich!

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Witnesses told police Earp got out of his car, and they asked if he was OK.

"No, I'm not," he said, and collapsed again.

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Lol.

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Old 08-18-2007, 02:22 PM
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Default Re: Good news, fatties! Seatbelts can give you the Heimlich!

In a pinch you can use the stick shift to stir cake batter.
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Old 08-18-2007, 03:05 PM
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Default Re: Good news, fatties! Seatbelts can give you the Heimlich!

It didn't say anywhere in the article that he was a "fattie".

Hell, if he were a real fattie, the seat belt would not have helped him, because he'd be unable to get it around his belly.
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Old 08-18-2007, 03:13 PM
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Default Re: Good news, fatties! Seatbelts can give you the Heimlich!

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It didn't say anywhere in the article that he was a "fattie".

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lol yeah dude, someone driving and stuffing their face with a breakfast McTurdEColiSausageBiscuit sandwich so fast that they choke and pass out might not be fat.
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Old 08-18-2007, 03:48 PM
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Default Re: Good news, fatties! Seatbelts can give you the Heimlich!

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It didn't say anywhere in the article that he was a "fattie".

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lol yeah dude, someone driving and stuffing their face with a breakfast McTurdEColiSausageBiscuit sandwich so fast that they choke and pass out might not be fat.

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You're kidding right? Lots of people eat while driving. Lots of non-fatties eat McDonalds.
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Old 08-18-2007, 04:25 PM
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Default Re: Good news, fatties! Seatbelts can give you the Heimlich!

"We urge people to take the extra time to pull over to the side of the road to enjoy your breakfast sandwiches," said Mozan.

Nice sentence.
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Old 08-18-2007, 04:32 PM
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Default Re: Good news, fatties! Seatbelts can give you the Heimlich!

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It didn't say anywhere in the article that he was a "fattie".

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lol yeah dude, someone driving and stuffing their face with a breakfast McTurdEColiSausageBiscuit sandwich so fast that they choke and pass out might not be fat.

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You're kidding right? Lots of people eat while driving. Lots of non-fatties eat McDonalds.

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The ratio of obese to non-obese people eating McD's breakfast while driving is like 20-1. And if they're not obese, they will be soon enough.
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