Scientist says: The World's Most Perfect Breasts belong to ... (NSFW)

[marchron]

. . . ParadisePok*r.com model Caprice Bourret:




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The model mammary apparently has a nipple that points slightly skywards, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half.

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All the "study" really proves is that I'm in the wrong business. Here's the kicker:

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Patrick Mallucci spent many hours poring over photos of topless models in lads magazines and tabloid newspapers to formulate his theory . . . Mr Mallucci said: "I studied a wide variety of photographs of the most popular topless models to work out the various proportions they had in common and what made those particular features attractive."


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I think I could do that for half the money he's making. Alas, I am but an amateur boobologist, not a professional one, so I still say Keeley Hazell FTW.

But I can't say I disagree with his selection that much: NSFW.



By the way, his pick for worst breasts is Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham:

[schundler]

Link doesn't work fix pls

[Kimbell175113]

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Link doesn't work fix pls

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You can just copy link location, put in the address bar, and voila.

[MrWookie]

Victoria's may be bad, but c'mon. Has that guy never seen an obese woman over the age of 75?

[edfurlong]

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Mr Mallucci will prevent his findings at the first international conference on breast enlargement, to be held in London this week.

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[schundler]

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Link doesn't work fix pls

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You can just copy link location, put in the address bar, and voila.

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still doesn't work

[gumpzilla]

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Victoria's may be bad, but c'mon. Has that guy never seen an obese woman over the age of 75?

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I was assuming he meant "worst that could possibly be taken seriously."

[ThaSaltCracka]

why all English broads? Although, I loved Caprice's [censored] when I was 17.

[FlyWf]

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Victoria's may be bad, but c'mon. Has that guy never seen an obese woman over the age of 75?

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By RTFA, the study was by a plastic surgeon(this wasn't academic work, it was market research) doing actual productive research into determining what sort of breast shape to give augmentation customers. Clearly none of them would ask for massive, saggy, and wrinkly.

[BCPVP]

Not that great from this angle ( NSFW!).

I'm a Scarlett fan, myself.