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Old 11-05-2006, 04:29 AM
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Default Re: People in the next room having sex - very loud - can\'t sleep

get a Saved by the Bell DVD

aim speakers toward wall

find segment with Erkel's voice

blast from speakers

guy's hard-on next door disappears

PROBLEM SOLVED: THANK BBV!
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Old 11-05-2006, 04:35 AM
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Default Re: People in the next room having sex - very loud - can\'t sleep

[ QUOTE ]
get a Saved by the Bell DVD

aim speakers toward wall

find segment with Erkel's voice

blast from speakers

guy's hard-on next door disappears

PROBLEM SOLVED: THANK BBV!

[/ QUOTE ]

I think you mean Screech, but Erkel would work too.
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Old 11-05-2006, 04:38 AM
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Default Re: People in the next room having sex - very loud - can\'t sleep

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get a Saved by the Bell DVD

aim speakers toward wall

find segment with Erkel's voice

blast from speakers

guy's hard-on next door disappears

PROBLEM SOLVED: THANK BBV!

[/ QUOTE ]
I think you mean Family Matters, but Saved by the Bell would work too.
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Old 11-05-2006, 04:44 AM
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Default Re: People in the next room having sex - very loud - can\'t sleep

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
get a Saved by the Bell DVD

aim speakers toward wall

find segment with Erkel's voice

blast from speakers

guy's hard-on next door disappears

PROBLEM SOLVED: THANK BBV!

[/ QUOTE ]

I think you mean Screech, but Erkel would work too.

[/ QUOTE ]

oh yeah... Screech

anyway, i think this is OP's best bet..... maybe if he does this everytime they start having sex in the other room, the guy will develop an association between sex and Screech and acquire erectile dysfunction
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Old 11-05-2006, 05:13 AM
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Default Re: People in the next room having sex - very loud - can\'t sleep

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
get a Saved by the Bell DVD

aim speakers toward wall

find segment with Erkel's voice

blast from speakers

guy's hard-on next door disappears

PROBLEM SOLVED: THANK BBV!

[/ QUOTE ]

I think you mean Screech, but Erkel would work too.

[/ QUOTE ]

oh yeah... Screech

anyway, i think this is OP's best bet..... maybe if he does this everytime they start having sex in the other room, the guy will develop an association between sex and Screech and acquire erectile dysfunction

[/ QUOTE ]

or he would get a hard on whenever Saved by the Bell was on.
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Old 11-05-2006, 05:14 AM
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Default Re: People in the next room having sex - very loud - can\'t sleep

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
get a Saved by the Bell DVD

aim speakers toward wall

find segment with Erkel's voice

blast from speakers

guy's hard-on next door disappears

PROBLEM SOLVED: THANK BBV!

[/ QUOTE ]

I think you mean Screech, but Erkel would work too.

[/ QUOTE ]

oh yeah... Screech

anyway, i think this is OP's best bet..... maybe if he does this everytime they start having sex in the other room, the guy will develop an association between sex and Screech and acquire erectile dysfunction

[/ QUOTE ]

or he would get a hard on whenever Saved by the Bell was on.

[/ QUOTE ]

well, that's just as funny
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Old 11-05-2006, 05:49 AM
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Old 11-05-2006, 05:58 AM
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Wait 5 mintues
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Old 11-05-2006, 06:30 AM
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Default Re: People in the next room having sex - very loud - can\'t sleep

Turn on loud gay porn
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Old 11-05-2006, 09:26 AM
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Default Re: People in the next room having sex - very loud - can\'t sleep

This thread is absolutely useless without pics and maybe a graph.
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