*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

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Everyone else: HELL NA I AM A PUA I DON LOVE DEM HOES FWIW. I WAS LEVELLING YEAH THAT IS IT YOU GUIZ GOT PWN3D.

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thats my boy imo.

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wut it dew

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I was going to give this a "cheer up, emo kid" rating until it got a little past halfway thru, then I decided it was good. Even if parts are stolen from The Cyrkle's Red Rubber Ball


Yeah, I just found the thread. Don't worry, I'm already up to mid October.

OK done.

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Anacardo, you should go with some variant of "Man, you are not cute when you're jealous." next time. Also, you may want to consider expanding your range of response options by exercising them more often in situations where you don't feel like you have anything to lose. That way you'll be more comfortable and better prepped for the times when you feel that you do.

[pirateboy]

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tr plz

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I assume of the sex, because surely you don't care about the breakup stuff.

We've had sex probably 3 times a week since we broke up, and now I'm more forceful and rough about it (subconscious bitterness comes out in sex? Tonight on the 10pm news)

Anyway, we had been out separately at bars and things, and we came home around the same time. I knock on her door, and go in. She's almost asleep (easiest timing ever). I put my hand down her pajama pants and finger that G spot.

Then I go down on her and do my expert eating out technique: after you properly lead up to the [censored] by kissing thighs and lips (not on the face), you basically do your ABCs with your tongue on the [censored]. Works like a charm every time. I enjoy doing the ABCs, so I spend some time down there, then flip her over and hit it doggie at a solid pace (while replaying Sammy Sosa's greatest moments in my head so I can last longer). Then I push her entire body onto the bed and still from behind, pound the poon until my O face.

If you meant a TR about our breakup, well, then, sorry. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Georgia Avenue]

wdead: Just peeped your update. VNH. Way to not ruin things pressuring the chick to go all the way. In my experience the best sex is to be had with the in-between girls, who are good enough to resist [censored] you but not getting naked and messing around.

Anyway, I just re-read this whole thread and I'm pretty sure my exploits are at an end for a while. I'll still check this thread and stuff but no more updates for a while, unless I get dumped back on the dating scene.

Beat or Brag only the long run dtermines that [censored] imo.

Drunk, sleepy, going to bed.

I love you bbv4l.

[EricW]

Good for you, GA, good for you.

[PITTM]

Billy left his home with a dollar in his pocket and a head full of dreams.
He said somehow, some way, its gotta get better than this.
Patti packed her bags, left a note for her momma, she was just seventeen,
There were tears in her eyes when she kissed her little sister goodbye.

They held each other tight as they drove on through the night they were so exited.
We got just one shot of life, lets take it while were still not afraid.
Because life is so brief and time is a thief when youre undecided.
And like a fistful of sand, it can slip right through your hands.

Young hearts be free tonight. time is on your side,
Dont let them put you down, dont let em push you around,
Dont let em ever change your point of view.

Paradise was closed so they headed for the coast in a blissful manner.
They took a tworoom apartment that was jumping evry night of the week.
Happiness was found in each others arms as expected, yeah
Billy pierced his ears, drove a pickup like a lunatic, ooh!

Young hearts be free tonight.time is on your side,
Dont let them put you down, dont let em push you around,
Dont let em ever change your point of view.

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Young hearts be free tonight.time is on your side.

Billy wrote a letter back home to pattis parents tryin to explain.
He said were both real sorry that it had to turn out this way.
But there aint no point in talking when theres nobody listning so we just ran away
Patti gave birth to a ten pound baby boy, yeah!

Young hearts be free tonight, time is on your side.
Young hearts be free tonight, time is on your side.
Young hearts be free tonight, time in on your side.

Young hearts gotta run free, be free, live free
Time is on, time is on your side
Time, time, time, time is on your side
Is on your side
Is on your side
Is on your side
Young heart be free tonight
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, yeah

[goofyballer]

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goofy: Your sentence is missing a something.

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say. If this was two years ago I probably would be resorting to physical violence against you for such a statement.

[EricW]

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goofy: Your sentence is missing a something.

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say. If this was two years ago I probably would be resorting to physical violence against you for such a statement.

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really? you don't strike me as much of a fighter. You're more like a "lover not a fighter" but just without the "lover" part either.

[goofyballer]

Recent events conflict with your opinion imo.

[tom441lbk]

Got pwned this weekend, friday night i pass out from exhausation around 10pm,then saturday after TTU gets done thumping #4 OU we rush the field LDO, i dunno why this calls for a rushing of the field, but i'm [censored] down with it, get home around midnight watch SC then go out at 1, supposed to meet up with some friends and one of their friends is an Intimate Expressions Girl (Lingerie store in town, maybe more too b/c they were handing out condoms and sample lube) But the rest of the bar is almost all dudes and all these girls are a bunch of bitches and their old ass sugar daddies are there, so its a no go, plus they are pretty fugly, my friends friend being the hottest. Me and my friend chalk the night up as a loss and head home to sleep for tournament grindage on sunday.

[Triumph36]

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Recent events conflict with your opinion imo.

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maybe so, but the above might be the first thing EricW has ever said that got a laugh out of me.