Official FortunaMaximus Rambling Thread

[durron597]

From now on, please keep your insane ramblings in this thread, Fortuna. kthxbye.

[chuckleslovakian]

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

[FortunaMaximus]

OK.

Who banned me?

Bleh. Life's a mess.

Dunno what to do next. Feeling ok tho, just pretty down.

Sigh. What now?

[ASPoker8]

Fortuna, if they give you your own forum (which I think they should), can I be a mod?

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wtf, why does he get his own thread? If only I had my own thread where I could post whatever I wanted, like trip reports and photos.

[durron597]

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wtf, why does he get his own thread? If only I had my own thread where I could post whatever I wanted, like trip reports and photos.

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ZOMG

[Valentyno]

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Fortuna, if they give you your own forum (which I think they should), can I be a mod?

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Alright. I'd rather create films instead of play poker. So, well, whatever.

If it's there, fine. I've got a lot of good ideas for this province.

Why the hell go anywhere else?

Take it easy.

[Valentyno]

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Fortuna, if they give you your own forum (which I think they should), can I be a mod?

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Sure. CapoDiParadiso.

Relax, dude. We've got the waterloo retrippers. yeah, man, neanderthal them thru calizerojacks.

fkn strange, this [censored], but it's fine. yeah, man, sick temporal call. thanks, y'all. soft windows, flowlight thru the 'borodoggie.

bring back their and our plastic every time. doublesnap the temporal locks.

yeah, bridge financing will be fine. checked today. all good. lockdown, rollout, chill the tp bridge, ifm trains, gogogo.

take it easy, brahs. it's a pretty huge flow. redistro well.

tc all. ttyl soon.

roll temporal wave pink: startinfinite rerumble doubleroll.

yah. aight. heaven's evens. yup.

tc 'zen. we'll all be well. snag it and throw it rerversedouble. soz about zerojacking you. we'll ride well. take care.

[Valentyno]

<font color="green">VR</font><font color="purple">traz[/purple]

Yup. Sabres thru leafsgreenpinkheybabylovingyou247nawdoubtnajdefwal lgraypinkjanes770603okwe'reawake.
russiasofcoursenobodycouldbecauseyouwerearomanova, anna. frankstanksshe-ballas sup bakes thru the hagueyelonflow nawcarhulnee vince fastfemaleflow through the FFinfinitycars.

The Zerojack, reverb the grimdonkplunkett wake the memorial within versailles. poppyflow heroin raise the heroes. sup, israel. waken within the blue walls of 9/11 through toronto because blue light enable vega we will be fine eternally.

Love you all.

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Valentines. Always. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Perpetuflowcnnmtvmmempwalkamprosepalace lify life we will all live, retempo waterflow temporal waves hitting, yeah, titanic raises on nippled purples.

fry bacon and sleep thru it all and stay awake thru it all, because we dream still. love you all.

Greenlight, yeah, double firstman square, raise the chapters and halls of biblical vat vitamin protection.

bloodflowtemporal flow, najdorf, wake the dow reflow thru ww2 scenes in 3-dimensions within the next noomillennia. Redirect thru traffic, goldengreengate san francisco temporal bay, pacifico america canada 21st century we're all safe in 2007 and in 20,000,0007. Keep throwing the zeroes through.

[Valentyno]

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Fortuna, if they give you your own forum (which I think they should), can I be a mod?

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k. commodusphoenixcalluswaterloorolloutthemicrosofts.

Ok, TheWorstHand's on AIM. Buy out his temporal debt and store it within the Toronto Dominion Bank: infinity.

Cash, I can pretty much get a student ready for PLO event #3. I can't quite play poker anymore, as you all can tell...

Ship 2k to Valentyno (Barrie) Greenstein backing.

Take your time though. I'll look at the HH from POG tomorrow.

Stake someone for HU, I'll provide the coaching. If someone can ship that into my account this month (Piece them up, split it or whatever)

No need for that anymore, time is money, green. checked at subway tonight, yeah, i'm coding off the registers and eating subconscious memory. yeah, the waking process is gonna continue forever.

olivehoodiejedimindtrickyorkdalewithinthemallroder ama outta clarke 2001 and snapcalled the temporal space i was gonna need. must've snapcalled quantum GUT into microsofts.

The Web is liquid. It's anything you want it to be.

But there is one eternal command: Global peace and cooperation. We shall love you all and provide for you all.

sq1woodbridgesupbroyeahgotthetranebranes? good.

yeah, man, it's all good. we got ya down in misstown. sick. pretty good. yeah, red cross flowing. we can hear it all. pa

antonius? ftp. aight.

stars, you got the calls? ok. bleh. wtf, man. i know. amblinthroughtheterrestialETreflowbluenightmooredo ublingcastlescorel

release the senators, pump the nines through. fly 'em.

right, 45 degree solid temporal gate. snapcall the jump into vito off the parry sound bridte.

wake the immortal hospitals, ignore the ghosts. but they remember themselves.

reverse the ghouls, and snapcall the azteca rubber holes.

hey, tupac, it works, we got the resolution, knockball rashad.

aight, jack it up and gatetemporal it in. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]+