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Any other Jews lurking here on this holiest of days?
I'm just trying not to play poker. God is watching me today, since I should be atoning for my sins.
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Re: Any other Jews lurking here on this holiest of days?
took the morning off from work to go to Shul. My gf took me to an egalitarian service where people volunteered to do stuff like aliyahs and holding the torah. Noone wanted to do anything so the guy volunteered me to hold the torah for 2 hours.
Beat. And the shofar playing guy was this big fat UofT kid who was absolutely terrible. It sounded like a baby farting into a plastic tube. |
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Re: Any other Jews lurking here on this holiest of days?
I heard the shofar blow last night. The regular shofar player was there. He was no Al Hirt. Beat.
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Re: Any other Jews lurking here on this holiest of days?
Yo
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Re: Any other Jews lurking here on this holiest of days?
hi jews have you guys read the second half of the bible yet its AWESOME
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Re: Any other Jews lurking here on this holiest of days?
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hi jews have you guys read the second half of the bible yet its AWESOME [/ QUOTE ] with a surprise ending! |
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Re: Any other Jews lurking here on this holiest of days?
NOPE
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[ QUOTE ] hi jews have you guys read the second half of the bible yet its AWESOME [/ QUOTE ] with a surprise ending! [/ QUOTE ] too many people posting spoilers (and wearing them on their necks ffs) ruined it for me |
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Re: Any other Jews lurking here on this holiest of days?
JESUS IS A HORCRUX LOLZZZZZZZ
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