Calling out our neighbors who [censored] constantly

[absoludicrous]

Situation:

I live on the ground floor of a three level apartment in Minneapolis. As of late, I've noticed the dwellers above us like to [censored] at weird hours. Sometimes it's 2 am, sometimes 7 am. It varies on a regular basis.

One thing that doesn't vary is the length of time in which they have sex. Unfortunately for her (or him if they're gay), the man only goes for about a minute at a time.

The sex is accompanied by an acoustically defined creaking. Like an "eeee-oooh, eeee-oooh, eeee-oooh" creaking bed. Fast forward that noise by 10, and for about a minute. It's right above my bed.

Now, it's not all bad, at least some dudes getting some play, and I have new jack off material, something besides the underwear section in the Sears catalog.

Objective:

To embarrass the hell out of them with a personal greeting. Something such as a videotaped knock on the door, and a formal neighborly greeting.

Perhaps a, "High, my name is Tony, and this is my roommate Phil, I thought it appropriate to introduce ourselves to the neighbors above us. One interesting thing I've noticed about you guys in the first month living here, you like to have very condensed sex at odd hours of the night..."

all while presenting them with the proverbial cheap apple pie from the grocer.


If you guys can come up with something far superior to this plan of action, not only will I video tape, or record it, I will post it on youtube, and BBV4LF...

Let us gogogogogog!

[fraserbrown]

Tape and play tape outside their door on a boombox, rinse and repeat.

[Full-Metall]

everytime they sex blast hamster dance at the highest volume that'll teach them

[Barretboy]

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everytime they sex blast hamster dance at the highest volume that'll teach them

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lolololoolllolol

[FlyWf]

[Poofler]

This could get fun. It all depends on how easily embarrassed they get.

In college one of my fraternity brother's girlfriends was a screamer, and definitely overestimated the thickness of the walls. Practically the entire house knew when they had sex. I think someone posted a "if this room's a rockin, don't come a knockin'" sign on their door one night - and we literally never heard them go at it again. Apparently the thought of 30 guy friends of her bf listening to her scream and moan during sex creeped her out. Go figure.

[FlyWf]

One of my roommates IMed me something like "I know you're just thinking oh god, oh yes, but I'm trying to watch TV down here." once when my girlfriend was being too loud. Kind of awkward when I read it the next day.

I don't think I've ever seen a 2p2 thread on being on the other end of the loud sex conversation(WHAT A MYSTERY!!), but I just completely ignored that it ever happened and continued to have sex with her as before.

[Jay.]

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Gold.

[absoludicrous]

They are going at it right now.

[Full-Metall]

one word: hamster dance