What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

[RodeoBlue]

I'm in risk management.

[BillD]

I work for the government. I could tell you more but then I would have to kill you.

[absoludicrous]

Anthropology with a specialization in Neanderthal studies.

[warrantofice]

kinda like robin hood, but if he kept all the money for himself

[gordo16]

I'm still young enough where people get a kick when you tell them you're a professional poker player. I wonder when that hurdle comes when it's not socially cool anymore, even though your weekly swings are more than their yearly income, and your yearly profit is their lifetime goal.

[chown]

I tell them that I'm this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hms0ZAMsoAA

[trouble]

[ QUOTE ]
You invest in flops

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Lol. This one didnt get enough love either.

[pa3lsvt]

[ QUOTE ]
"I stack fish"

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Not enough love for this one, in my opinion.

[GiantWalleye]

[ QUOTE ]
Tell them you're a standup philosopher.

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Best one yet IMO. Made me LOL, but you had to see the the movie to unterstand. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[GiantWalleye]

[ QUOTE ]
semi retired 24 yr old.

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QFT

Also, The only time I don't say "I play cards" is if I'm sitting at a poker table.