Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[marchron]

I see I wasn't the only one to get that e-mail.

Guy on left: I NOES KARATE LOL
Guy on right: I JUST WOKE UP, U ASS

[bozlax]

Guy on left: "Crack has paralyzed my right hand."
Guy on right: "I'm so wasted, I'm wearing my wife's beach-clothes."

[B2_eBoogaloo]

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Buzz,

At this rate, I'm going to soon have to ban this account so you can think about what to do for its "1k post yo?" and then you'll have to make a new gimmick called "BuzzHardWithaVengeance."

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well I guess I have 800 posts to go before posting that 7K woot [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

wookie's entry:

left: "I'm imposing the ban hammer again nOOb"
right: "orly?"
left: "ya rly"

[ckj]

There was this player that went all in every hand at .05/.10 NL. It was awesome! He's apparently some high stakes player, but i'm up $150 nonetheless.


I was up to 160 before I quit.

And the best hand I had was KK (a little more than doubled up with it to).

Brag: Easy Money
Beat: Supposed to be doing homework (difficult hw)
Variance: Very swingy, even playing premium hands.

[jmitchell42]

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don't have much time, but here's a good one.

Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow.



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left: look at that!
right: what? that?
left: no, heh, i kind of meant....that. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[ckj]

Left: She's hot should I do her?
Right: SIIHP.

[Wetdog]

Left: I'm wearing ghey pants. Wanna pull my finger?
Right: I'm Bob Sagett. I'm wearing a dress and no pants.

[OziBattler]

"Two Tools in Terry Towling"

[KingOtter]

[ QUOTE ]
don't have much time, but here's a good one.

Let's have a caption contest. $5 to the winner of my choosing, entries before 5 p.m. PST tomorrow.



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Left: Dude, this dressing up like women to get into the slumber party was a groovy idea!
Right: Yeah, but did you have to choose Bea Arthur?

[Gib]

I <3 donkeys [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

$3/$6 Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker Hand History Converter

Pre-Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
3 folds, <font color="red">SB raises</font>, <font color="red">Hero 3-bets</font>, SB calls

Flop: (6 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB calls

Turn: (5 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB calls

River: (9 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises</font>, SB calls

Results: 13 BB Pot (0.5 BB Rake)
Hero showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON 12.5 BB (+6 BB NET)
SB mucked J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-6.5 BB NET)