CURE CHADMACK OF HIGH SCHOOL GIRL DEPRESSION

[chopsuey169]

my fellow brothers, heres the deal with our main man.

As previously mentioned in a thread created by chadmack, you were all informed ofhis attempts to reel in one of our best friends' little sister. this was unsucessful and he was basically tooled by her when she showed some of our friends his late-night facebook messages essentially expressing his love for her. Shes not that hot, and he just really needs to get laid after a 3x sex a day with his ex-gf (baller for h.s. i know but she was a REALLY [censored] up girl and is in therapy now after chadmack went to town on her fwiw.)

Anyway, last night he went on an adventure with another girl who he kinda hooked up with before. She has a douche bag boyfriend now who treats her like [censored], and shes pretty hot so chad wanted to rekindle the flame. She shows interest in our man, and talks about how bad she wants to end it with her bf. LAst night, she INVITED HERSELF over to chadmacks house. THey watched movies and chadmack put on the moves. Basically, she said, this isn't right, pulled a "see you on monday" and bounced.

Tonight, chadmack is severely depressed, and is watching high school musical. Give him reassurance that he will get laid, and that these girls are flukes. Also give him advice on how to get h.s. punani. I would, but i have a gf and he thinks i know nothing about random hookups, which is prob true since this has been a long relationship.

Cliffnotes: chadmack got leveled by 2 girls, is depressed, needs a booty call, advice for him. kthx

[ncboiler]

This is HS right? What do you expect? If I recall, chicks in HS are drama queens. They live for [censored] with guys. Tip; Never ever have a GF in college or HS. Just get laid and move on.

Edit: Why isn't there a "how do I get revenge?" thread for the facebook thing?

[whoisthedrizzle]

I was home schooled fwiw.

[bonds]

This might help:

[whoisthedrizzle]

Pretty sure that's not his gf.

[chopsuey169]

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Pretty sure that's not his gf.

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yea why tease him you selfish fool.

[chadmack]

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Pretty sure that's not his gf.

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just cause she's ur wife doesn't mean she's not my gf [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

edit: imo

[The Man Mulcahey]

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This is HS right? What do you expect? If I recall, chicks in HS are drama queens. They live for [censored] with guys. Tip; Never ever have a GF in middle school. Just get laid and move on.

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hs/college is alright, just won't end well.

[LLO.]

chadmack,
just read my post. you'll be big pimpin in no time. It's all about control, they want what they can't have. You're way too good for her, let her know that.

[Chump Change]

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(baller for h.s. i know but she was a REALLY [censored] up girl and is in therapy now after chadmack went to town on her fwiw.)


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What does 'went to town on her' mean in this sentence?