stupidest move you've ever made with the opposite sex - Page 7

UnlikelyNinja · #61 10-09-2007, 09:11 AM

Stupidest move? I treated them as nicely as they said they wanted to be treated.

ursine cotcher · #62 10-09-2007, 09:15 AM

Telling a 17yo Russian schoolgirl / model who I dated for almost a month that I didn't want to take her V-plates as she was too into me and I would only hurt her as I'd get bored very soon.

Then she raped me. Shame.

Seeing as that turned out ok, it's probably really telling my 'perfect girl' who I would happily marry tomorrow that "now isn't the right time for us to be together as I'm kinda liking the girl I'm with now and want to see where it goes". Since then she has disappeared and not even her family have heard from her for 2 years [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Randian · #63 10-09-2007, 09:15 AM

sent this email to a girl a few months ago

Hey,

You sound like you are doing well. I hope you're enjoying your job and your new car.

I don't have anything exciting going on. I had the majority of my money confiscated when the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act was passed last year. I barely had enough money to make it through the year. My lease ended in May. A week before I had to move out, my parents realized I was really going to be living on the street, they asked me to move back to Flossmoor, so I obliged.

I've been here almost 2 months now. I don't feel very well and I don't have much energy to do anything. Most days I don't even get out of bed. I wish I had better news or something interesting to report, but I don't.

Take care,
(Randian)

imo · #64 10-09-2007, 09:40 AM

I love you.

Vavavoom · #65 10-09-2007, 10:05 AM

1) I once said to a girl that I would rather be in a relationship with her rather than have a 1 night stand... needless to say that although she cried at the time - the next day I was too young for her (I was actually older than her as well)

2) Didn't sleep with a girl because her sleeping with me would give her a reputation

3) Turned down sex with at least 15 girls and by turned down - I mean not done it at the last minute because I didn't have a condom....so naked in bed etc...

4) Fell asleep on at least 5-10 girls...

I could go on !

Vava

ursine cotcher · #66 10-09-2007, 10:37 AM

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4) Fell asleep on at least 5-10 girls...

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This is truly impressive

droopy0021 · #67 10-09-2007, 10:48 AM

Will you marry me? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

chopsticks · #68 10-09-2007, 11:06 AM

I THINK YOURE BEAUTIFUL GIRL

diebitter · #69 10-09-2007, 11:21 AM

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I could go on !

Vava

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Please do.

BTW, I've met vava in real life. Whatever he says about women is 100% true, he gets through them faster than Dids through a cakeshop.

chimpanzepoopdic · #70 10-09-2007, 11:27 AM

Senior year, High School, back of the class I bought an ounce of weed that morning and a friend and I were talking about skipping the last class of the day and burning one. We were overheard by a hottie who inquired if she and one of her friends could join in as her friend had never gotten high and wanted to. I had partied with this chick before and knew that when she was messed up that she liked to dance and take off her clothes. So the plan was set that we would meet at her house because her parents wouldn't be home until 8pm. My buddy and I got to the house and the girls were nowhere to be found. We waited in the driveway behind the house for about 1/2 an hour before we said screw it and lit up a fatty. A as we finished the J the girls pulled into the driveway. I rolled another one and we went into the garage. Her dad had this huge ski boat inside with a few warm beers in the fidge. We got in the boat , myself in the captians seat, turned on some music, and lit the fatty. 5 min later I had the original hottie toppless and we were making out. All of a sudden we hear the front door slam and someone yelling and running through the house. I jump up , look at my buddy and say oh [censored]! Then we both die laughing. It was the girls mom. A nosey neighbor had seen my buddy and I burning one behind the garage and had called her. She finally bursts into the garage, clouds of smoke still billowing. She said she was going to call the police and that she had an eye wittness that we boys had been using drugs on her property. Once again my buddy and I look at each other and die laughing.

Then the girl says I'm so sorry mommy, Anna and I would have never let these guys into the house had we known they used drugs. It will never happen again. I said you lying little red eyed bitch! Thats exactly why you invited us here! Your so high right now you can barely stand! Then the girls mom looked at her daughters eyes and realized that she was high. She dropped her head and said I think it would be best if you boys just leave.

Talk about BUZZ KIll!