High School Pimpin' (or the lack thereof)

[goofyballer]

This thread/gimmick sucks.

[DBG]

1) Watch "The Pickup Artist" on VH1
2) Try learned moves on chicky
3) ????
4) Profit

[lobster]

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This thread/gimmick sucks.

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why? he's just looking for advice...

[TonyDanza]

Ask her if you can borrow her box... then tell her you won't promise her you won't eat it.

[wiffleballer]

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This thread/gimmick sucks.

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I sent a pm, hopefully you can give me some good advice on how to get girls since you are obv an expert PUA!

And since you all seem to feel strongly on this, I will retire my pen joke, I thought it was a funny and corny joke, but it's played out anyway.

[goofyballer]

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This thread/gimmick sucks.

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why? he's just looking for advice...

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OP PMed me and asked for advice, so to elaborate on my above comment, there are two possibilities here:

1. OP will not get this girl because he does the same [censored] I did in high school, which is to overanalyze to death every little detail and conversation you've ever had about completely retarded [censored] when he hasn't had a single meaningful conversation with her yet. Years of experience have taught me that there is a 0% chance you will wind up with her when taking this kind of approach.
2. OP is a bad troll and this thread/gimmick sucks.

EDIT: Not to mention that if he was to wind up with a girl that has him sprinting to English class before he even knows her, chances are high a relationship will let down his expectations right from the start.

[nycballer]

This cannot be real, this is just too pathetic but at the same time the pen jokes are too weird to make up

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This thread/gimmick sucks.

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why? he's just looking for advice...

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OP PMed me and asked for advice, so to elaborate on my above comment, there are two possibilities here:

1. OP will not get this girl because he does the same [censored] I did in high school, which is to overanalyze to death every little detail and conversation you've ever had about completely retarded [censored] when he hasn't had a single meaningful conversation with her yet. Years of experience have taught me that there is a 0% chance you will wind up with her when taking this kind of approach.
2. OP is a bad troll and this thread/gimmick sucks.

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QFMFT

[nycballer]

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And since you all seem to feel strongly on this, I will retire my pen joke, I thought it was a funny and corny joke, but it's played out anyway.

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wow this might actually be real, i'm speechless

[dsalt]

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1) Watch "The Pickup Artist" on VH1
2) Try learned moves on chicky
3) realize she has male body parts
4) Profit

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