Hermione's New Competition

[RandBriscoe]

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Unfortunately for you, you most likely look greasy, fat and American. Much worse.

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I'm skinny and English. Good try though.

[The Dude]

DYNASTY, YOU FAT HUMP! EVEN THE IGNORAMACES WHO POPULATE TWO THIS RAT HOLE OF A FORUM KNOW THAT HERMIONE IS A MILLION TIMES HOTTER THAN THAT FAT PIG THEY GOT TO PLAY LUNA LOVEGOOD. IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE SOME DISGUNTING PEDOPHILE ON THIS SITE SEES THIS POST, TRACKS THE HO AND VIOLATES YOUR BELOVED LUNA IN THE MOST UNWHOLESOME WAYS. SHE WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO SIT RIGHT FOR A MONTH, LET ALONE LOOK CUTE WHEN SHE WALKS (TAKE IT FROM ME, I KNOW). ANYWAY, I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO TAKING MONEY FROM YOU DISGUSTING MAGGOTS. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS.

[slickpoppa]

Hermione, and it's not even close

[blaze666]

Luna needs to be played by an emoesque person, don't youthink?

[Rotating Rabbit]

Watson is indeed stunningly good looking. She'll drive men insanein a few years time.

[SomethingClever]

With apologies to this other girl, it's not even close.

Hermione wins.

[OneChipWarrior]

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix starts filming this month for a 2007 release.




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You, uh, come here often?

[OneChipWarrior]

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DYNASTY, YOU FAT HUMP! EVEN THE IGNORAMACES WHO POPULATE TWO THIS RAT HOLE OF A FORUM KNOW THAT HERMIONE IS A MILLION TIMES HOTTER THAN THAT FAT PIG THEY GOT TO PLAY LUNA LOVEGOOD. IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE SOME DISGUNTING PEDOPHILE ON THIS SITE SEES THIS POST, TRACKS THE HO AND VIOLATES YOUR BELOVED LUNA IN THE MOST UNWHOLESOME WAYS. SHE WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO SIT RIGHT FOR A MONTH, LET ALONE LOOK CUTE WHEN SHE WALKS (TAKE IT FROM ME, I KNOW). ANYWAY, I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO TAKING MONEY FROM YOU DISGUSTING MAGGOTS. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS.

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Your breath smells like daddy's kisses.

[Dynasty]

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Luna needs to be played by an emoesque person, don't youthink?

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Nah. She's a blonde. Here's how the Lexicon describes her appearance.

Hair: dirty blonde, waist-length and straggly.
Eyes: protuberant, with very faint eyebrows.
Distinguishing features: dreamy look, often seems to have turned up wherever she is completely by accident .

[.Alex.]

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Luna Lovegood? Bleh. Her character isn't meant to be attractive, anyway.

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Neither is Hermione's though.