Masturbating trespasser booted from frat

JJBuffone · #1 03-29-2007, 04:40 PM

http://media.www.michigandaily.com/media...t-2791352.shtml

wow...just wow

TheDudeAbides · #2 03-29-2007, 04:43 PM

This may be the greatest newspaper headline of all time.

edfurlong · #3 03-29-2007, 04:44 PM

Someone in the frat ruffied her, then realized he didn't have time to sexy her before his young republicans meeting.

Quanah Parker · #4 03-29-2007, 04:47 PM

This confirms my suspicious about frat boys not preferring the company of women.

Tyler Durden · #5 03-29-2007, 04:48 PM

Why would they throw the couches out?

solids · #6 03-29-2007, 04:50 PM

LOL. This is hilarious.

I'm trying to understand why the frat would toss out two perfectly good couches because of the incident. Back in my old frat house, one of the guys got wasted and used the couch as a urinal. The next day, he just flipped the cushon and act like it never happened.

swede123 · #7 03-29-2007, 04:51 PM

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I'm sure that's frat speak for "we auctioned off the couches in a charity auction (i.e. to buy beer) to the highest bidders..."

Swede

Evan · #8 03-29-2007, 04:56 PM

Anyone wondering why the guys didn't ask if she needed a hand and why they threw out the couches, check here.

swede123 · #9 03-29-2007, 04:58 PM

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It's a man, baby!!!

WayAbvPar · #10 03-29-2007, 04:59 PM

The instant she refused to leave they should have taken turns masturbating and finishing on her. Either she leaves then or they get a cheap thrill out of it. Win/Win.