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Old 10-07-2006, 08:01 PM
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Default betcha cant do it like me nsfw

so I had a nice cash in a MTT last night so i decided to do it balla tonight, you know, treat myself. I hopped in my tight whip (that means car) and rolled to the trap where i knew i could find some balla shtt to drank up and probably some fine ladies to pour it on them titties and shtt.



I walk up in the spot and i'm like oh shtt, only one obvious bottle that had my name on it. it had to be the shtt cause it was the only bottle of it they had. i grabbed that phat bottle of player's extreme apple infused (i know, infused means its the shtt) vodka (70 proof holla) and walk up to the register. i pull out my pimp wad and hand the bottle to the dude. he's like "$9.25" I tell him "yeah whats up" cause he obviously just gave me a huge discount cause he wants to chill and drank it with me later. so im like oh shtt, better grab me a bottle of that monster because its the same price as redbull and the same price booya.

heres all the shtt i got



i step up out the spot with my bag of shtt and run into some bitches. im like "what it do" and theyre like "sho nuff" so im like "show me somethin" and they start lickin each other. i tell them hop in the ride and we all go back to the crib. so now i got these fine ladies here suckin on my shtt and im like oh snap gotta tell bbv.

oh and heres how you can tell this stuff is balla, it has a 5 DOLLA MAIL IN REBATE HOMEY



this lemon has a damn piercing that shtt is insane



i dont know if you can see this but it says DISTILLED 5 TIMES OH SHTT




what it do bbv
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:03 PM
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best thing ive read in a while
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:04 PM
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poor it on dem tties
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:08 PM
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I did a lot of laughing at this. Nice work here:

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im like "what it do" and theyre like "sho nuff" so im like "show me somethin" and they start lickin each other.

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I was actually laughing out loud when i read the last 5 words of that.
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:11 PM
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what
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:13 PM
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whats good fam
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:15 PM
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SUP BRO??
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:20 PM
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sup crumlish
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:31 PM
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I did a lot of laughing at this. Nice work here:

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im like "what it do" and theyre like "sho nuff" so im like "show me somethin" and they start lickin each other.

[/ QUOTE ]

I was actually laughing out loud when i read the last 5 words of that.

[/ QUOTE ]

I concur
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Old 10-07-2006, 08:34 PM
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best thing ive read in a while

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