Top 10 sickest ever internet hands-nominee thread - Page 13

isapistola · #**121** 07-18-2007, 11:43 AM

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Winning the hand? I'd translate his short comment on a swedish poker forum but I feel most of you would not care anyways. Suffice to say TLK himself has always claimed that this was a read and he does not look like the guy who would lie about such a thing. I understand such a call make people so jealous that they refuse to believe such poker ability exists. I for one try to appreciate the beauty of it.

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your stupidity amazes me. oh well, you can always pull out the "biased swede"-card.

Daliman · #**122** 07-18-2007, 11:58 AM

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ok this one wins, this just happened

Full Tilt Poker Game #2981411471: Table Bennett (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:06:05 ET - 2007/07/18
Seat 1: TILTYBOY ($30,681.70)
Seat 2: Ace18 ($40,197)
Seat 3: whitelime ($171,025)
Seat 4: David Benyamine ($26,286)
Seat 5: YourTimeIsUp ($30,397)
Seat 6: Urindanger ($52,394)
TILTYBOY posts the small blind of $200
Ace18 posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
whitelime folds
David Benyamine folds
YourTimeIsUp folds
Urindanger folds
TILTYBOY raises to $1,200
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 calls $800
*** FLOP *** [Kd Ks 8c]
TILTYBOY bets $1,800
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 raises to $6,700
TILTYBOY has 15 seconds left to act
TILTYBOY raises to $12,000
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 has requested TIME
Ace18 calls $5,300
*** TURN *** [Kd Ks 8c] [8h]
TILTYBOY checks
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 bets $6,200
TILTYBOY has 15 seconds left to act
TILTYBOY raises to $17,481.70, and is all in
Ace18 has 15 seconds left to act
Ace18 has requested TIME
Ace18 calls $11,281.70
TILTYBOY shows [4c 3c]
Ace18 shows [9c Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Ks 8c 8h] [7d]
TILTYBOY shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Ace18 shows two pair, Kings and Eights
Ace18 wins the pot ($61,360.40) with two pair, Kings and Eights
TILTYBOY is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $61,363.40 | Rake $3
Board: [Kd Ks 8c 8h 7d]
Seat 1: TILTYBOY (small blind) showed [4c 3c] and lost with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 2: Ace18 (big blind) showed [9c Qd] and won ($61,360.40) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 3: whitelime didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: David Benyamine didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: YourTimeIsUp didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Urindanger (button) didn't bet (folded)

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def winner

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My god. Agreed.

End of thread?

vizer02 · #**123** 07-18-2007, 12:40 PM

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End of thread?

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Definately, that's just too sick.

fmlycar · #**124** 07-18-2007, 01:11 PM

I can't find the HH on my laptop, but I raise ep w/ KK lagtard reraises behind me, all fold to me i flat call.

flop Kxx i check he pots, i call...turn 10 i c/r all in he calls w/ 1010 river 10

vizer02 · #**125** 07-18-2007, 03:59 PM

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I can't find the HH on my laptop, but I raise ep w/ KK lagtard reraises behind me, all fold to me i flat call.

flop Kxx i check he pots, i call...turn 10 i c/r all in he calls w/ 1010 river 10

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This one's very similar...

Full Tilt Poker Game #2044460369: Table Cabana - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:39:35 ET - 2007/03/22
Seat 1: vizer02 ($115.80)
Seat 2: X_Franchise_X ($59.35)
Seat 3: robbo42 ($77.90)
Seat 4: 800-you-wish ($80.30)
Seat 5: Invalide ($64.20)
Seat 6: Sara225 ($20)
Seat 7: Brunkberg ($19.50)
Seat 8: Sharukh10 ($123.05)
Seat 9: wolverhawk ($40)
robbo42 posts the small blind of $0.50
800-you-wish posts the big blind of $1
5 seconds left to act
vizer02 posts a dead small blind of $0.50
vizer02 posts $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vizer02 [Qc Qh]
Invalide folds
Brunkberg folds
Sharukh10 calls $1
wolverhawk calls $1
vizer02 raises to $6
X_Franchise_X calls $6
robbo42 folds
800-you-wish folds
Sharukh10 raises to $28
wolverhawk folds
vizer02 has 15 seconds left to act
vizer02 calls $22
X_Franchise_X folds
*** FLOP *** [4s Ks Qd]
Sharukh10 checks
vizer02 bets $25
Sharukh10 raises to $95.05, and is all in
vizer02 calls $62.30, and is all in
Sharukh10 shows [Jc Kd]
vizer02 shows [Qc Qh]
Uncalled bet of $7.75 returned to Sharukh10
*** TURN *** [4s Ks Qd] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [4s Ks Qd Kh] [Kc]
Sharukh10 shows four of a kind, Kings
vizer02 shows a full house, Kings full of Queens
Sharukh10 wins the pot ($236.60) with four of a kind, Kings
800-you-wish: omg
vizer02 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $239.60 | Rake $3
Board: [4s Ks Qd Kh Kc]
Seat 1: vizer02 showed [Qc Qh] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Queens
Seat 2: X_Franchise_X (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: robbo42 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: 800-you-wish (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Invalide didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Sara225 is sitting out
Seat 7: Brunkberg didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Sharukh10 showed [Jc Kd] and won ($236.60) with four of a kind, Kings
Seat 9: wolverhawk folded before the Flop

iron81 · #**126** 07-18-2007, 04:39 PM

For those who don't remember the TLK hand, while playing 1k/2k LHE, he called a bet on the river with 4 high and it was good. Too lazy to find it myself.

isapistola · #**127** 07-18-2007, 06:27 PM

greatest level or most retarded mod?

oneouterson · #**128** 07-18-2007, 06:47 PM

the last 4 post made my head asplode

Daliman · #**129** 07-18-2007, 06:53 PM

I heard durr went runner-runner for a straight flush vs quads, tlk called down 4 hi in a limit pot, and Ace18 called a river check-raise Q hi in a 60k pot. If anyone has any information on any of these hands, it would be appreciated.

Until such time as these mythical hands, which I doubt even exist, are posted, I submit for you the following hand I played brilliantly;

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $10/$20 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $7,418.00
Daliman (SB): $4,452.50

Preflop: Daliman is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Daliman raises to $60.00, BB folds
Uncalled bet of $40.00 returned to Daliman

Pot Size: $40.00

captZEEbo · #**130** 07-18-2007, 07:12 PM

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This one from an old thread about how to beat BldSwtTrs, with answer helpfully provided by CaptZeebo

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

UTG ($1103)
MP ($2307.50)
BLdSWtTRs ($9246)
Button ($1822)
captZEEbo ($8409)
BB ($2917.75)

Preflop: captZEEbo is SB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. captZEEbo posts a blind of $10.
2 folds, BLdSWtTRs raises to $68, 1 fold, captZEEbo raises to $122, 1 fold, BLdSWtTRs calls.

Flop: ($264) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
captZEEbo checks, BLdSWtTRs calls $9113 (All-in), captZEEbo calls $8415 (All-in)

Turn: ($16838) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($16838) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $16838

Results in white below: 
captZEEbo has 3h 3c (full house, threes full of fours).
BLdSWtTRs has 2d 2h (two pair, fours and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $16838. 

[/ QUOTE ]just to clarify, this one is fake. Probably need the context of the thread and context of how bld/me played at the time to realize this hand is fake. Nowadays a hand like this wouldn't even surprise me. Back then, nobody would make a hero call like this. There's a lot more hero calls nowadays.