Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her home in a cart

[marchron]

[ QUOTE ]
Nope. As anyone who's endured the eternal frustration of analyzing FTP tourneys with PT's Tourney Tracker knows, FTP never writes the first hand at any table to the HH.

I was at the table I started at, and caught AT[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] vs. K5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] vs. 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] vs. 74[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] vs. T5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and had a board of 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. Then got bounced to another table where I had the quad-Aces hand, then got bounced to the final table. It went from ~65 players to 9 in two hands. Frenzy!

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Still waiting to hear from FTP Support on the HH for this hand, but in the meantime, I made quads and it mattered:

Full Tilt Poker Satellite to 100 Seat Guarantee ($69 + $6), big blind is t80 (9-handed)

Seat 1: <font color="green">marchron</font> (2,190)
Seat 2: MP3 (2,270)
Seat 3: CO (4,095)
Seat 4: Button (910), is sitting out
Seat 5: SB (4,245)
Seat 6: BB (1,180)
Seat 7: UTG (1,675)
Seat 8: UTG+1 (1,845)
Seat 9: MP1 (1,105)

Preflop: <font color="green">marchron</font> is MP2 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to t240</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#cc0000">MP1 raises to t1105 (all-in)</font>, <font color="green">marchron raises to t2190 (all-in)</font>, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, UTG calls t1435 (all-in). Uncalled bet of t515 returned to <font color="green">marchron</font>.

<font color="green">marchron</font> shows Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG shows K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
MP1 shows J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]


Flop: (Main Pot t3435; Side Pot t1140) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: (Main Pot t3435; Side Pot t1140) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (Main Pot t3435; Side Pot t1140) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t4575 (Main Pot t3435; Side Pot t1140)

Results:
<font color="green">marchron</font> has four of a kind, Queens
UTG has two pair, Kings and Queens
<font color="green">marchron</font> wins Side Pot t1140 with four of a kind, Queens.
MP1 has two pair, Queens and Jacks
<font color="green">marchron</font> wins Main Pot t3435 with four of a kind, Queens.
Outcome: <font color="green">marchron</font> wins t4575.


That put me in the top 3, and I basically coasted to the seat in FTP's 100-Seat Guarantee on Sunday. Hopefully I'll at least do better than last year.

[bravos1]

gl w/ teh 100-seat g

[marchron]

[ QUOTE ]
I want to go ahead and start nominations for the next NC thread..

1. because that’s expected, consensual and pleasurable : BBB in his TR referring to DM and Wookie
2. I've become, like, Son of Nitzilla : Kerowo, not sure which thread.. prolly this NC thread.
3. sorry dudes, browser ended up in a weird place... : yersinia explaining why his NL post ended up in limit forum

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If we're not using any of BBB's LOLness, then the winner is im so glad i find a dam big lick because LOL ENGRISH IS FUNNY.

But that would be a travesty to BBB, who's provided enough NC titles for the rest of the year. I can't decide, so I'll polltard it:

[Knut]

Boz changed his avatar, but I dont care:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1MO5JFjx7Q&amp;NR=1

[inferno]

wow the nominees are horrible I couldnt even chose who sucked the least

[Thomas Newton]

Sigh, is this still funny?

[Gib]

lol

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (2 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (2 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

River: (6 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.

Final Pot: 10 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has 5d 7c (one pair, fives).
Hero has Jh 4h (two pair, jacks and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 10 BB. </font>

Chat to follow:

Idiot: its hard to fold when you had nothing you ugly idiot pos
Dealer: Supadoops has two pair, Jacks and Fours
Dealer: Idiot has a pair of Fives
icroid: ok, you are the better player i the looser
Dealer: Game #10444575403: Supadoops wins pot ($58) with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Idiot: j4?
Idiot: i riased preflop
Idiot: but then yoiu're a stupid pos
Idiot: you ugly ***
Dealer: Game #10444580579: lionhart wins pot ($7)
Idiot: hey supadoops?
Idiot: you dumb pos
Dealer: Game #10444582583: Idiot wins pot ($16)
Idiot: you played it well you stupid pos

[fretelöo]

[ QUOTE ]
Idiot: hey supadoops?
Idiot: you dumb pos
Dealer: Game #10444582583: Idiot wins pot ($16)
Idiot: you played it well you stupid pos

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lol.


@idiot for that line.

[fretelöo]

wft's the matter with 2+2?

[Thomas Newton]

Its being flakey and unreliable in sympathy with my results at the table.