girlfriend went on a religious rant

[chopsuey169]

said she "prays every night that i will become a christian". lolaments i know that if there really is god then i'm going to hell, but i don't believe that and it pisses me off that she wants me to convert. Whats my playyy

[tiger_hall]

SIIHP til she is a non believer

[chopsuey169]

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we go through phases where she is a horndog one day, then cries about "not sticking to her morals".

[ocdscale]

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SIIHP til she is a non believer

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we go through phases where she is a horndog one day, then cries about "not sticking to her morals".

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Play is obviously to batter her self-worth until she consents to threesome and/or alternative entrances.

[KurtSF]

SIIHP then dump her because she is a sinner LDO

[Dominic]

tell her you have converted but now she must blow you every night because your spunk is Jesus Juice.

[Scuba974]

when your slammin her, hold her down, throw it in her butt, and say "IM AN ATHEIST HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES"

[27offsuit]

You must get great head...







...oh, right.

[punkass]

I'm lazy...can someone post the pic of Forrest running please?

[bmwguy525]

"What if she laughs at me?"

"Then you punch her in the [censored] head."