the ruler's back

what it do kid · #1 12-01-2006, 11:22 PM

So.

How about this shtt.

Seems like BBV got too cool for BBV and now shtt is supposed to gettin posted in LOL? What the [censored] ever. What it do kid doesn't give a shtt about where he has to post some shtt, all I need to know is that yall recognize how real I keeps it.

Its like this. I got off work at Long John Silver's after a long ass 3.5 hour shift. That shtt is insane. A nigga is expected to stay on his feet for almost 4 hours? I aint about that, so I chilled in the cooler with a fat blunt and got lit as hell. I'm like shtt, ain't no fine pussy comin in for hush puppies today, me and my boy Loc gotta bounce out to the spot and grab some trim for tonight.

but first we needed to pick up some of that patron, except we aint got no money since i aint got my first paycheck from Long John's yet. We decided to rob some dumb kids for some green. We found a bunch of dumb ass white kids and told them we were rappers and shtt and they should come hang out and then we beat their asses. first we took pictures with them so i could show you.

this kid's eyes are purple or some shtt

pimpin vases, you know this kid was rich

i think this dude was scandanavian

aight so now we got more cash than fcckin fort knox so we hit up the liquor store. Loc heads for the patron but im like nah nigga. this dude at the counter remembers my ass from last time. i tell him whats up, what you got for me, and hes like "bacardi razz is on sale" and im like aww shtt. this nigga is about to give me a sick discount on some bacardi. i wasn't about to turn it down so i grabbed a bottle of it and two cans of that monster. then we told the clerk we were rap stars and robbed him.

his dumb ass:

and yeah, that is a real fcckin green fur coat. authentic green lion fur straight from china.

we walked out with all his money (nigga had like 8 dollas, what it do) and i heard this bitch yellin. shes like "hey did you just rob that nigga" and im like "what it do" and shes like "that was my man" and im like "nah you my bitch now" cause she was fine as hell. me and Loc brought her back to the crib and hit that shtt hard. i wrote some shtt down and made her take a picture too cause i knew some haters wouldnt believe how fine she was.

you cant see her pussy but it is like red as [censored] cause we beat it up

what it do bbv