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11-17-2006, 05:10 PM
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Myspace chick trip report: little action, major blueballs
Cliffs Notes: Hero meets myspace chick for movie. After movie ending at midnight, chick wants to hang out at hero's place. Hero makes out with chick but doesnt get laid or bj. Chick says she is a virgin (at 23). Major blueballs !
------------------------------------------------------ So I have been on myspace.com for a while. This is my first trip that has happened ever since I joined myspace. Chick: Pacific Islander, in early twenties. she messaged me first and i responded, talked day before yesterday, decided to meet yesterday. went to her place and picked her up. drove 15 miles to a theater because the one in her town closes at 9. She likes Brad Pitt and Babel was playing. On the sidenote, Babel is awesome. Go watch it please . After the movie ends, she mentions she is a bit hungry. Since its midnight, only jack in the box open. she has her sandwich then asks. Her: Where do you live? Me: Oh just 5 miles from here. We are going to be crossing the exit while going back. Her: Lets go there. Me: Now? (***thinking*** maybe i am definitely getting lucky tonight) Her: Yeah! Me: You sure your sister wont be worried? (both her parents died and she is in her sisters place) Her: Nah! she is cool So we went to my place, which was a dump since I wasnt expecting female company. I warned her about it and she laughed saying its cool. get to my place and she goes lays down on the couch right away. We decide to watch a movie and she tells me to turn the light off when the movie starts. Yeah! Hero is getting some tonight !! 5 minutes into the movie, i kiss her and we start making out. She is moaning while I unbutton her bra. Action continues. However, as soon as I start putting my hands down her jeans she takes it away. We make out some more, she is obviously enjoying me paying attention to her boobs but she takes away my hand every single time i put my hand on her crotch. Then she says: Her: I am a virgin. Me: Oh! Ok. No worries, we are not having sex. Why dont you play with yourself while I <insert random act here>. Her: Play with myself. Oh thats gross! I dont do that Me: *****Thinking**** What the f? Me: Ok. we do this for like the duration of the movie. Needless to say I didnt get any BJ. Just some HJ. finally I drive her back to her house and come back to my place at 4 am. Damn!! Shouldve just gone to play some poker and hopefully make some money than getting this major blueballs. She wants to hang out at my place tonight again. When I said if she wants to go out to bars for drinks or even a restaurant for dinner, she insisted she wants to hang out at my place only. ok. I better get some tonight. Head, not blueballs !! 
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11-17-2006, 05:16 PM
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Re: Myspace chick trip report: little action, major blueballs
Dude, she's a he.
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11-17-2006, 05:24 PM
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Re: Myspace chick trip report: little action, major blueballs
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Dude, she's a he. [/ QUOTE ] LOL. No she is not. I mean I got my hand there but she didnt let me keep it. So I am in the clear on that one. The thing that bewilders me is that I didnt take any initiative till she came to my house and laid down in the couch and told me to turn the lights off. So she is obviously not THAT shy. But she says stuff like "i am a virgin!", "i dont do that (refering to playing with herself)".
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#8
11-17-2006, 05:38 PM
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Re: Myspace chick trip report: little action, major blueballs
Unless she is really hot, I'd move on. Sounds like you'll be getting blue balled for a while. And even if she does blow ypu it will probably suck (pun not intended)
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11-17-2006, 05:43 PM
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Re: Myspace chick trip report: little action, major blueballs
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The thing that bewilders me is that I didnt take any initiative till she came to my house and laid down in the couch and told me to turn the lights off. So she is obviously not THAT shy. But she says stuff like "i am a virgin!", "i dont do that (refering to playing with herself)". [/ QUOTE ] I've been in very similar situations many times. It used to surprise me but not anymore. She wants attention but is still afraid of sausage. I have no problem if a girl is conservative about moving too fast, but I'm getting a bad vibe from this chick.
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