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03-13-2007, 12:05 AM
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I can't make myself burp. People keep telling me to swallow air and i'm baffled because it seems as if that's what i'm doing all day long. [/ QUOTE ] No, you breathe the air. Pretend the air in your mouth is water and swallow it that way. 
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#82
03-13-2007, 12:21 AM
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I can't make myself burp. People keep telling me to swallow air and i'm baffled because it seems as if that's what i'm doing all day long. [/ QUOTE ]First take a breath and hold it (kind of close your throat). Then, still holding it and with your mouth closed, swallow the air in your mouth. Then just let it out.
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#83
03-13-2007, 12:29 AM
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>throw a football in a decent spiral (that wasn't made by Nerf) >Drive a stick shift. >Parallel park >snap fingers (edit:also the "Ali G" snap) >rolling 'r's [/ QUOTE ] These are things I've taught others to do in less than a day. (Not just things I know how to do, but got someone else to succesfully do.) Damnit, I still can't backflip.
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#85
03-13-2007, 01:26 AM
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[ QUOTE ] I can't make myself burp. People keep telling me to swallow air and i'm baffled because it seems as if that's what i'm doing all day long. [/ QUOTE ]First take a breath and hold it (kind of close your throat). Then, still holding it and with your mouth closed, swallow the air in your mouth. Then just let it out. [/ QUOTE ] doesn't work [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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#86
03-13-2007, 02:33 AM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I have two friends at college who still don't know their left from their right [/ QUOTE ] I've met people like that as well. I made an attempt to help them but they refused. Very weird, just gotta hold up the left hand and it makes an L. [/ QUOTE ] wait...what? they don't know which direction "right" is? how do these people survive? [/ QUOTE ] my friend holds up her left hand annd makes the L, but then she'll hold up her right hand and turn it over so it also makes an L. When I see her do this, I just tell her she's retarded. The other friend just confuses them when talking about them. She once sent someone on a treasure hunt where she mixed up "left" and "right" in the directions, needless to say it did not end well.
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#87
03-13-2007, 02:50 AM
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Blow O's with smoke. And now that I don't smoke I never will... [/ QUOTE ] blowing O's smoking is all about the hookah, and that doesn't really count as smoking so you should be fine.
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#89
03-13-2007, 04:01 AM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Can't whistle or blow bubbles. People have tried to teach me. It just doesn't work. [/ QUOTE ] in addition: i dont know how to sneeze properly, i always hold my sneezes in, never learned how to rollerblade or rollerskate or ice skate [/ QUOTE ] Isn't that really unhealthy? I heard you can get brain damage from it or something [/ QUOTE ] ive heard this too from others who have seen me sneeze. if its true then i think it has something to do with me feelings like im gettin stupider as i get older.. (ya know, in addition to all the alcohol i drink now)
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