hs balla, get an apartment and GRLS LDO?!

[Nilzor]

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It will definately increase your chances of getting laid and you sound like you might be having some social issues so this will make ppl more down to kick it with you. At first they might be "using you" or whatever but turn it back around and swoop their chicks and eventually if you are a cool guy some people who might have originally been kickin it with you b/c of your spot will become friends.

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qft

[F. McSimmons]

I'm in HS, make moneyz (not much) in poker and live with my parents. I get gurlz like it aint nuttin and ps I'm a pimp.

[johndenver]

1) Join a club or sports team, its ok if u suck
2) Make friends
3) Rent hotels on the weekend and throw hudge myspace parties

someone that lives in their own apartment in high school is shady and will probably decrease your chances of getting laid

edit: girls in high school care absolutely ZERO about how much money you make, so dont even think about using money to impress them

[Spechel EDD]

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this [censored] pisses me off how much scrilla you make

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Stop sucking at poker then?

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16 years old and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Dids]

Dids rule:

Never [censored] turn down free rent. If you're 18 and have lots of cash and aren't a big fatty, you'll be rolling in enough vag anyway.

[RunyonAve]

Dids be right on this one.

[kevin017]

You are a minor. You need your parents permission to move out. I am also pretty sure you can't enter into a binding contract and would need their assistance to rent a place.

Don't move out and waste your money. Get good grades in school and go to college where you will be marginally successful with girls and graduate to start a dead-end job and the regret from high school will just become a dull pain.

[ahnuld]

poker leads to REVENGE OF THE NERDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[cwes]

Do not do this. Maybe move out, but sure as hellfire do not spend 1.5k a month on housing. Party it up, take b!tches on vacations, keep your money flexible.

[mpethybridge]

[not having these things are among my biggest problems IMO.

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Guaranteed that this is not true.

I would suggest your real problems, in order of likelihood are:

1. a desire to impress strangers on the internet with false tales of your poker success.
2. a complete lack of regard for your parents' 17 years of effort to feed, clothe and house your sorry a**.
3. seriously screwed up values if you are embarassed to bring people to your house.
4. extremely low self-esteem (not sure this is really a problem as it appears to be completely justified by your personality).
5. complete self-centeredness that has you living in a meh house in a meh neighborhood with struggling parents while you have $20,000 in an online poker account.

God, some people just suck.