Beat: got slapped in the face by a girls mom

feesjah · #1 08-13-2007, 07:30 PM

So i was spending the weekend at the belgian coast with some friends. One night we were out in a club and we spotted a hot young 8 accompanied by 2 older ladies. So we figured she was there with her mom and some friend. I managed to talk to her away from the other 2. Apparently she was from england. And when i asked her why she was brushing away so many guys she said she was a lesbian to which i responded that she shoudlnt lie. She then said "you're right, i m not a lesbian" *wink* So we start flirting and at one point the i say something like: yeah i might be an [censored] but you're a bitch too.
Suddenly her mom comes checking up on her and she tell her i called her a bitch. And her mom just slaps me in the face, LOL. This was the first time i ever got slapped in the face. Obviously the girl didnt mean for that to happen but still, after that i was pissed and off my game. Nothing happened. she was dancing like a crazy ho but i guess its nearly impossible to get more than a kiss if she s there with her mom [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

So BBV4life, what should i have done ?

she was wearing something like this:

Cliff notes: dont hit on girl if her mom's around.

Jay Riall · #2 08-13-2007, 07:32 PM

Hit on the mom instead then, whats the problem?

its_just_me · #3 08-13-2007, 07:33 PM

milf pix plzkthx

keikiwai · #4 08-13-2007, 07:34 PM

the mom obv. wanted you

milf quality?

tiger_hall · #5 08-13-2007, 07:35 PM

Use Rohypnol on the mum and daughter and take daughter back to yours

TheIrishThug · #6 08-13-2007, 07:35 PM

The girl didn't mean for you to get smacked. So play up to the sympathy and your in.

Also, if the mom is cool with her daughter going out wearing those, I'd think you can get away with a little more.

MitchL · #7 08-13-2007, 07:37 PM

Curb the bitch?

chh · #8 08-13-2007, 07:38 PM

getting smacked by the mum sounds like a very profitable situation assuming you handle it well.
I'm a bit rusty atm but I'm sure Dan would have some great retorts.
Anyway, that pic there makes me think of a good place for a revenge smack once the mum is gone :P

its_just_me · #9 08-13-2007, 07:38 PM

mother daughter [censored]

ldo

popeye18 · #10 08-13-2007, 07:40 PM

Any post in this thread that doesnt involve the word threesome, is wrong.